Hi All...
Here's a update of the BB competition 2008. This is a competition that takes place only once every 2 years. Most of the contestants have signed up. If you want to nominate anymore new contestants, please do so fast before dead line.
GWJ Nomination
F1 - Fion
F2 - Jasmine
Ah Dor Nomination
F1 - Zyn (disqualified due to being attached)
F2 - Aluminium (disqualified due to being attached)
Hana Ting Nomination
F1 - Wei Qi
F2 - Jialing
F3 - Cindy (Chor Sheng's favourite)
F4 - Sze Ni
F5 - Karen (disqualified due to being attached)
F6 - Xinyi (disqualified due to being attached)
40Gb Nomination
F1 - Ting Ting (currently in Switzerland)
MG Commander Nomination
F1 - Ah lian
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Solemnization Of Yusheng And Liting
Hi All
Wooohoo~~!! Let us all send our congrats to Yusheng and Liting~~!! It's the solemnization of the lovey dovey pair and the hatchday of Yusheng!! This day will be remembered by all as one of the most happening and successful event of the year 2008! Straight into the top 10! I do not have any pictures with me so all readers out there, please bear with me and try to recap and recreate everything in your mind again. I can see Yusheng and Liting give a deep breathe of relief right now... But the pair don't have to worry cause.. the pictures (all of you know what) will come soon!
The Ceremony
The ceremony is one of the most interesting by the river side, decorated by the most handsome guy, Yusheng and the most beautiful lady, Liting. Followed by many other handsome guys, all of us and many other beautiful ladies, GA Football Club plus a MG commander. The couple make their vows and releases balloons into the blue sky of Singapore, marking another chapter of their new life as one.
The Lunch
Lunch at Peony Jade! Great food definitely and very filling. 2 tables were indented for us. One is the singles table while the other is the couples table plus Spiderman! What a way to kick off the last quarter finals of the BB idols! How can the meal be without beer and wine? How can the meal be without our big head merlion, Weiquh! So in the end it's down to Liting vs Weiquh! Guess who won? No surprise, Liting is the winner and Weiquh is the big head. Weiquh.. when you are drunk, you really look like a Picolo Pi Ke from Dragonball.. just that you are red.
Dynasty Classics
Next up is the KTV session! 17 people in all squeeze into one room and this is where all the fun begins. In the middle of the session, all the guys were called up to draw cards and the one who drew the smallest card will be forfeited. Yusheng was the last to draw and the first six who drew, these are the cards they got: 4 Aces and 2 biggest Kings. So our most lucky birthday boy kenna forfeit! Of course, his woman has to stick through thick and thin with him as well so she was pulled up as well.
The Forfeit
Next will be rated PG. Basically for the next half and hour or so, you can see the couple standing in front of everybody and doing dirty dancing to each other. The forfeits are divided into 2 sessions, the guys' sets of forfeits and the gals' set. So here's what the guys asked them to do. First forfeit is the most simple. Blindfold... Next, Liting was asked to take out Yusheng's shirt and passed beer from her mouth to his mouth. Yusheng was then ask to do dirty dancing on Liting and when he shakes his bom bom, you can hear the ladies screaming already. Next you will see the couple dancing Macarena and Aaron Kwok's Dui Ni Ai Ai Ai Bu Wang. That's about all for the guy's suggestions and no big deal you will say but wait... cause next... is the gals' turn to suggest! No wonder they always say females are vicious, now you can judge. They suggested to turn Yusheng into a pole and Liting dancing pole dance around Yusheng. Finally, they requested to put chocolate all over Yusheng's body and have Liting eat up all the chocolate on him. (wonder whose idea was it) Ya.. after the whole session, Yusheng "stood" up and it was a big applause for the sporting couple. For the other guys, your turn will come... Wenqi, we will make sure yours be the most vicious of all.
Soya Bean And Durian
Next is our Soya Bean dinner at Rochor. Follow by durian finale at Yusheng's house. How to choose a durian? You can ask this question to our MG commander Lau and he can give you a thousand and one reasons. We took 5 durians in the end and finished them off deliciously (imagine Wenqi sucking the seeds) before going home for a rest after a long day.
Rating: A five star!
Wooohoo~~!! Let us all send our congrats to Yusheng and Liting~~!! It's the solemnization of the lovey dovey pair and the hatchday of Yusheng!! This day will be remembered by all as one of the most happening and successful event of the year 2008! Straight into the top 10! I do not have any pictures with me so all readers out there, please bear with me and try to recap and recreate everything in your mind again. I can see Yusheng and Liting give a deep breathe of relief right now... But the pair don't have to worry cause.. the pictures (all of you know what) will come soon!
The Ceremony
The ceremony is one of the most interesting by the river side, decorated by the most handsome guy, Yusheng and the most beautiful lady, Liting. Followed by many other handsome guys, all of us and many other beautiful ladies, GA Football Club plus a MG commander. The couple make their vows and releases balloons into the blue sky of Singapore, marking another chapter of their new life as one.
The Lunch
Lunch at Peony Jade! Great food definitely and very filling. 2 tables were indented for us. One is the singles table while the other is the couples table plus Spiderman! What a way to kick off the last quarter finals of the BB idols! How can the meal be without beer and wine? How can the meal be without our big head merlion, Weiquh! So in the end it's down to Liting vs Weiquh! Guess who won? No surprise, Liting is the winner and Weiquh is the big head. Weiquh.. when you are drunk, you really look like a Picolo Pi Ke from Dragonball.. just that you are red.
Dynasty Classics
Next up is the KTV session! 17 people in all squeeze into one room and this is where all the fun begins. In the middle of the session, all the guys were called up to draw cards and the one who drew the smallest card will be forfeited. Yusheng was the last to draw and the first six who drew, these are the cards they got: 4 Aces and 2 biggest Kings. So our most lucky birthday boy kenna forfeit! Of course, his woman has to stick through thick and thin with him as well so she was pulled up as well.
The Forfeit
Next will be rated PG. Basically for the next half and hour or so, you can see the couple standing in front of everybody and doing dirty dancing to each other. The forfeits are divided into 2 sessions, the guys' sets of forfeits and the gals' set. So here's what the guys asked them to do. First forfeit is the most simple. Blindfold... Next, Liting was asked to take out Yusheng's shirt and passed beer from her mouth to his mouth. Yusheng was then ask to do dirty dancing on Liting and when he shakes his bom bom, you can hear the ladies screaming already. Next you will see the couple dancing Macarena and Aaron Kwok's Dui Ni Ai Ai Ai Bu Wang. That's about all for the guy's suggestions and no big deal you will say but wait... cause next... is the gals' turn to suggest! No wonder they always say females are vicious, now you can judge. They suggested to turn Yusheng into a pole and Liting dancing pole dance around Yusheng. Finally, they requested to put chocolate all over Yusheng's body and have Liting eat up all the chocolate on him. (wonder whose idea was it) Ya.. after the whole session, Yusheng "stood" up and it was a big applause for the sporting couple. For the other guys, your turn will come... Wenqi, we will make sure yours be the most vicious of all.
Soya Bean And Durian
Next is our Soya Bean dinner at Rochor. Follow by durian finale at Yusheng's house. How to choose a durian? You can ask this question to our MG commander Lau and he can give you a thousand and one reasons. We took 5 durians in the end and finished them off deliciously (imagine Wenqi sucking the seeds) before going home for a rest after a long day.
Rating: A five star!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
2E4 Timeline
2005
NOV 2005 - The Birth of Black Book Saga
DEC 2005 - The Roung Guan Cai Fan Saga
2006
MARCH 2006 - The Cage Saga
MARCH 2006 - The Ellenborough Buffet Saga
MAY 2006 - Miao Yi Vegetarian Saga
JULY 2006 - Convocation of Pussy Saga
SEPTEMBER 2006 - The Adidog Gang Saga
SEPTEMBER 2006 - The Bloody Bitch Saga
OCTOBER 2006 - The NTUC Chalet Saga
NOVEMBER 2006 - Steamboat at the Lord's House Saga
2007
JANUARY 2007 - Monkey's London Tip Saga
FEBRUARY 2007 - Lord's New Zealand Trip Saga
SEPTEMBER 2007 - Paula Sibu Kelong Trip Saga
2008
MARCH 2008 - Alex's Proposal Saga
MAY 2008 - Bloody Bitch Idol II Saga
MAY 2008 - Celebrations at the House Saga
NOV 2005 - The Birth of Black Book Saga
DEC 2005 - The Roung Guan Cai Fan Saga
2006
MARCH 2006 - The Cage Saga
MARCH 2006 - The Ellenborough Buffet Saga
MAY 2006 - Miao Yi Vegetarian Saga
JULY 2006 - Convocation of Pussy Saga
SEPTEMBER 2006 - The Adidog Gang Saga
SEPTEMBER 2006 - The Bloody Bitch Saga
OCTOBER 2006 - The NTUC Chalet Saga
NOVEMBER 2006 - Steamboat at the Lord's House Saga
2007
JANUARY 2007 - Monkey's London Tip Saga
FEBRUARY 2007 - Lord's New Zealand Trip Saga
SEPTEMBER 2007 - Paula Sibu Kelong Trip Saga
2008
MARCH 2008 - Alex's Proposal Saga
MAY 2008 - Bloody Bitch Idol II Saga
MAY 2008 - Celebrations at the House Saga
The Ball
Hi all, while I was reading this previous post by Mr Chua from a long time ago.. please read...
Someone told me after the Rain just now:
" Life is just like an episode of Rain. You do not know when it starts and never know when it will stop."
I guess what's he trying to say to me is:
Once there was a man who became frustrated because he was caught in the rain unncessarily. And suddenly not long after he walked across the road, the rain stopped. It caused him to wonder: What happened? Why the rain stopped so fast when it was raining so heavily like 10 mins ago? And the someone said: Haha........ Life is just like the rain just now, so unpredictable. Come on Boss, I treat you a Glass of Avocardo. But in the end, the someone didn't buy anyone any juice leh..... Chey....
Then, the someone went over to Queensway shopping centre saying he wanted to buy a soccer ball. Went into many shops but still cannot decide what to get till the choice is down to 2 kinds of adidas soccer ball. One fiery red ball which will almost assure the someone of scoring every game day VS another seemingly more durable ball. There was so much confusion between the 2 balls that the someone declared: Aiya, dun buy today lah. think buy on saturday better. IF my present ball spoilt liao, I still have another one! Oh well, the someone is RIGHT! of course man, every man has a pair of balls, even if one is down, there's another to substitute hor? But hopefully, the someone has done enough maintainance on his other ball. Dun let it bounce too much or it cannot function properly, then when it's required for him to shoot, it just cannot PENG. If lucky, maybe shoot the POST ah, worse still Shoot so far out to outer space.
Fortunately,there was a purchase right before he left the shopping centre. And the final choice is the more durable one and he added: I Dun care if i can score every game day, I JUST WANT a MORE DURABLE BALL. I DUN CARE leh!
That's the end of the story.
Conclusion: YES! The durable ball is the green ball which has last till today.
Someone told me after the Rain just now:
" Life is just like an episode of Rain. You do not know when it starts and never know when it will stop."
I guess what's he trying to say to me is:
Once there was a man who became frustrated because he was caught in the rain unncessarily. And suddenly not long after he walked across the road, the rain stopped. It caused him to wonder: What happened? Why the rain stopped so fast when it was raining so heavily like 10 mins ago? And the someone said: Haha........ Life is just like the rain just now, so unpredictable. Come on Boss, I treat you a Glass of Avocardo. But in the end, the someone didn't buy anyone any juice leh..... Chey....
Then, the someone went over to Queensway shopping centre saying he wanted to buy a soccer ball. Went into many shops but still cannot decide what to get till the choice is down to 2 kinds of adidas soccer ball. One fiery red ball which will almost assure the someone of scoring every game day VS another seemingly more durable ball. There was so much confusion between the 2 balls that the someone declared: Aiya, dun buy today lah. think buy on saturday better. IF my present ball spoilt liao, I still have another one! Oh well, the someone is RIGHT! of course man, every man has a pair of balls, even if one is down, there's another to substitute hor? But hopefully, the someone has done enough maintainance on his other ball. Dun let it bounce too much or it cannot function properly, then when it's required for him to shoot, it just cannot PENG. If lucky, maybe shoot the POST ah, worse still Shoot so far out to outer space.
Fortunately,there was a purchase right before he left the shopping centre. And the final choice is the more durable one and he added: I Dun care if i can score every game day, I JUST WANT a MORE DURABLE BALL. I DUN CARE leh!
That's the end of the story.
Conclusion: YES! The durable ball is the green ball which has last till today.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
June News Update
Here's the summary entry for June edition.. It has been a long time since there's a summary but I'm back again.. To keep you updated of what has happend last month and what will be happening this month. Wooyeah.. Ladies and gentleman.. please off your engine...
Kangaroo Man's Birthday a success
The Kangaroo Man's birthday celebration was successful with a massive turnout. The judges gave it a ten pointer. Absentees that day like Guniang and Mr. Peh make up with it too with a follow-up dinner at the Aston with the Kangaroo. And the Kangaroo Man showed his appreciation indeed by giving us a live performance of his trumpet skills.
Donkey Kong and The Lord's Exam
It has been rather quiet for the two lords in our gang. The lord of Amen and the lord of the jungle A.K.A The Ahmad Bin Monkey Kong. They will be taking exam on the 8th June 2008 to complete the 2nd level of Super Saiya Ren. Both has already become Super Saiya Ren 1st level last year after a fierce battle with Fei Li Sha. Sai Ru comes next this Sunday. Expect them to be more active after that. Lastly, we will wish them good luck to the battle with the aliens.
East Coast Outing 14th June
The BBQ outing on 14th June is sure to create a grand opening for the BB Idols representatives from LT World. Unlike the first Idol competition that has only competitors from one continent, the new Idol has representatives from different continents. The FA are still urging the super heroes to register asap for the competitions. Songs that will be performed that day will be "The Beedies".
Other competitors:
F and J (The Lord Job Agency)
Zinc and Aluminium (Ah Dor Metal Industry)
Ting Ting (40GB Technology) - disqualified due to overseas trip
Durian Outing and Badminton Outing
Besides the Idol Events, there will also be a durian session and badminton outing for the gang. Registration has already opened. Interested personnel can sign up now.
The Musical Award 2008
Chua Wei Qun has won the prestigous 2008 Musical Award. Here's the list of his prizes: The Best New Comer Award, The King Of Trumphet, The Top 10 Golden Mouth Award.
Kangaroo Man's Birthday a success
The Kangaroo Man's birthday celebration was successful with a massive turnout. The judges gave it a ten pointer. Absentees that day like Guniang and Mr. Peh make up with it too with a follow-up dinner at the Aston with the Kangaroo. And the Kangaroo Man showed his appreciation indeed by giving us a live performance of his trumpet skills.
Donkey Kong and The Lord's Exam
It has been rather quiet for the two lords in our gang. The lord of Amen and the lord of the jungle A.K.A The Ahmad Bin Monkey Kong. They will be taking exam on the 8th June 2008 to complete the 2nd level of Super Saiya Ren. Both has already become Super Saiya Ren 1st level last year after a fierce battle with Fei Li Sha. Sai Ru comes next this Sunday. Expect them to be more active after that. Lastly, we will wish them good luck to the battle with the aliens.
East Coast Outing 14th June
The BBQ outing on 14th June is sure to create a grand opening for the BB Idols representatives from LT World. Unlike the first Idol competition that has only competitors from one continent, the new Idol has representatives from different continents. The FA are still urging the super heroes to register asap for the competitions. Songs that will be performed that day will be "The Beedies".
Other competitors:
F and J (The Lord Job Agency)
Zinc and Aluminium (Ah Dor Metal Industry)
Ting Ting (40GB Technology) - disqualified due to overseas trip
Durian Outing and Badminton Outing
Besides the Idol Events, there will also be a durian session and badminton outing for the gang. Registration has already opened. Interested personnel can sign up now.
The Musical Award 2008
Chua Wei Qun has won the prestigous 2008 Musical Award. Here's the list of his prizes: The Best New Comer Award, The King Of Trumphet, The Top 10 Golden Mouth Award.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Birthday Celebration For Kangaroo Man
Hi All Super Heroes
Here's a round up of the birthday celebration for our Kangaroo Man, Weiqun!! For those who are present, let's recap the actions that day and for those who miss it, here's what happened!!
1st Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Alex, Fengxia, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy
As planned, we went to The House!! Initially, Alex and gang had secured Ben and Jerry for ice cream but in the end, final location, we moved to The House. Sorry to those who needed an ice cream session, here comes the weird and expensive cocktails and yes of course, the one meter long Weiqun's sausage. Yes, cut and put inside a metal box, the one meter sausage is shared by all and specially relished by its very owner, Weiqun. The cocktails there are really weird in my opinion and there is one called the Manhattan which taste like nothing but a glass of alcohol. The lord save the world by gulping the whole glass down after getting forfeited. Of course, the face and buttock turns red in an instant. Amen.
Overall, the place was a good one for gathering since we got ourselves a glass room and we are free to shout and walk about as much as we want in it. The only minus is that we were too near to the speaker which caused our body to trance with the music throughout the whole 3 hours session. Expenditure sums up to about $250, a bit costly but if you include the room in, then it's pretty resaonable. To make the money worth, our monkey king even vandalized the room by leaving some of his words with paint.. Truely masterpiece.
Here's the action replayed for that day!! Alex and Fengxia were forced to annouced wat they did at nite on the proposal day, Yusheng and Liting were lost in the woods of dempsey but managed to come in time for a piece of the kangaroo's sausage.
The birthday wish from our Kangaroo? He's hoping every year will be the same but opt out to annouce his wish as he thinks it will not come true if it comes out of the mouth of the person who wish it. In the end, we force him to perform a kiss with BJ in front of the whole gang. "LJ LJ LJ LJ" we shouted follow by "BJ BJ BJ BJ". Haha... we totally destroyed The House.
2nd Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy, Zinc, Aluminium
2nd Half was the Dynasty Classics!! For all of you who thinks we are going there for Lulu, Cindy and etc, you are wrong. We brought our very own gals and they proved to be better looking than the Dynasty warriors there. The place was separated into 2 halves: one for the sleazy old men, the other for the family ktv. Of coz, we went to the family session, though the guys would love to sneak into the sleazy corner only to be pulled back by the ears with the hands of their gf.
So it was the usual singing session but no, this time the room was as big as your living room and it onli costs us less than $10 bucks! How cheap can it go? Byebye, party world. The speaker was a bit dissappointing though compared to party world. Nevertheless it was a good experience.
Our birthday boy sings us a few of his songs and not forgetting our Mr. Ji Ba Pan.. Ji Ba Pan.. And finally, our pussy opened its hole to sing after the let down at Ngee Ann Alumni. And mamasan Dor intro zinc and aluminium to us. Ocassionally, the guys will sneak into the toilet to catch a glimpse of wat is happening in the sleazy corner.
So long for the review. With this, I shall declare this outing a success!!
Here's a round up of the birthday celebration for our Kangaroo Man, Weiqun!! For those who are present, let's recap the actions that day and for those who miss it, here's what happened!!
1st Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Alex, Fengxia, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy
As planned, we went to The House!! Initially, Alex and gang had secured Ben and Jerry for ice cream but in the end, final location, we moved to The House. Sorry to those who needed an ice cream session, here comes the weird and expensive cocktails and yes of course, the one meter long Weiqun's sausage. Yes, cut and put inside a metal box, the one meter sausage is shared by all and specially relished by its very owner, Weiqun. The cocktails there are really weird in my opinion and there is one called the Manhattan which taste like nothing but a glass of alcohol. The lord save the world by gulping the whole glass down after getting forfeited. Of course, the face and buttock turns red in an instant. Amen.
Overall, the place was a good one for gathering since we got ourselves a glass room and we are free to shout and walk about as much as we want in it. The only minus is that we were too near to the speaker which caused our body to trance with the music throughout the whole 3 hours session. Expenditure sums up to about $250, a bit costly but if you include the room in, then it's pretty resaonable. To make the money worth, our monkey king even vandalized the room by leaving some of his words with paint.. Truely masterpiece.
Here's the action replayed for that day!! Alex and Fengxia were forced to annouced wat they did at nite on the proposal day, Yusheng and Liting were lost in the woods of dempsey but managed to come in time for a piece of the kangaroo's sausage.
The birthday wish from our Kangaroo? He's hoping every year will be the same but opt out to annouce his wish as he thinks it will not come true if it comes out of the mouth of the person who wish it. In the end, we force him to perform a kiss with BJ in front of the whole gang. "LJ LJ LJ LJ" we shouted follow by "BJ BJ BJ BJ". Haha... we totally destroyed The House.
2nd Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy, Zinc, Aluminium
2nd Half was the Dynasty Classics!! For all of you who thinks we are going there for Lulu, Cindy and etc, you are wrong. We brought our very own gals and they proved to be better looking than the Dynasty warriors there. The place was separated into 2 halves: one for the sleazy old men, the other for the family ktv. Of coz, we went to the family session, though the guys would love to sneak into the sleazy corner only to be pulled back by the ears with the hands of their gf.
So it was the usual singing session but no, this time the room was as big as your living room and it onli costs us less than $10 bucks! How cheap can it go? Byebye, party world. The speaker was a bit dissappointing though compared to party world. Nevertheless it was a good experience.
Our birthday boy sings us a few of his songs and not forgetting our Mr. Ji Ba Pan.. Ji Ba Pan.. And finally, our pussy opened its hole to sing after the let down at Ngee Ann Alumni. And mamasan Dor intro zinc and aluminium to us. Ocassionally, the guys will sneak into the toilet to catch a glimpse of wat is happening in the sleazy corner.
So long for the review. With this, I shall declare this outing a success!!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
BB Idols 2nd Semi Final
Dear All,
The BB Idols Semi Finals will be held on June 14 2008 at East Coast Park Area G at Pit 77. Whether this will be a successful conquer or an aborted mission all depends on you! The power is in your hands! Are you ready to make it happen??
The heart of the action is at Area G, closer to the National Sailing Centre rather than the more popular Marine Cove. But I guess we all can have some nice tanned bronzed sporty sailor babes besides the contestants right? J Added bonus is that there will not be any pesky children screaming and shouting their lungs out! Monkey watching & catching opportunities wise, I’m not sure, cause I’m not familiar with the battleground either. Any comrades have any prior experiences?? :D
All judges will be going under the pretext of BBQ men so that you all can show off how macho you are. Bare upper torsos are optional. J I’m not sure if the guest appearance of the Triumph bikini will be present. Just gotta keep our fingers crossed ok?
Frankly speakly, only Ms Triumph is okay looking and available. The other 2 okay looking ones are already reserved. One is married while the other has a steady BF liao…
And one good looking babe is reserved by yours truly already~ :p (Must say this, else kenna hantam for wanting to bio sailor babes)
So guys, interested? The choice is in yours. The power is in your hands!!
Details,
Date: June 14 2008
Place: East Coast Park Area G
Time: 1700
Estimated Budget: $20-25
On Behalf Of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
The BB Idols Semi Finals will be held on June 14 2008 at East Coast Park Area G at Pit 77. Whether this will be a successful conquer or an aborted mission all depends on you! The power is in your hands! Are you ready to make it happen??
The heart of the action is at Area G, closer to the National Sailing Centre rather than the more popular Marine Cove. But I guess we all can have some nice tanned bronzed sporty sailor babes besides the contestants right? J Added bonus is that there will not be any pesky children screaming and shouting their lungs out! Monkey watching & catching opportunities wise, I’m not sure, cause I’m not familiar with the battleground either. Any comrades have any prior experiences?? :D
All judges will be going under the pretext of BBQ men so that you all can show off how macho you are. Bare upper torsos are optional. J I’m not sure if the guest appearance of the Triumph bikini will be present. Just gotta keep our fingers crossed ok?
Frankly speakly, only Ms Triumph is okay looking and available. The other 2 okay looking ones are already reserved. One is married while the other has a steady BF liao…
And one good looking babe is reserved by yours truly already~ :p (Must say this, else kenna hantam for wanting to bio sailor babes)
So guys, interested? The choice is in yours. The power is in your hands!!
Details,
Date: June 14 2008
Place: East Coast Park Area G
Time: 1700
Estimated Budget: $20-25
On Behalf Of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
IDOLS 2008 Preliminary Round 1
IDOLS 2008
Ladies and Gentleman... Boys and Girls... Birds and Wolves...
Here's the long awaited updates on yesterday's preliminary round. Hosted by the Lord, he had brought in 2 angels into the competition. Woo yeah... They are... F and J. If you take the time to combine their name together, they become a FJ. Woo yeah... I can see the nose bleeds all there now. Oh.. its on the head level now and please wipe the sperm that's drooping out of your mouth. Let's start!!
Background
Here's a brief summary of what's going on. We were basically at 14B! Yeah... not 34C or 38D.. it's 14B! Pitstop cafe at Boat Quay. What are you thinking.. you tico! The sperm are coming out from your nose now. Here's the attendance: First up of course it's the host, Frankie the Lord, follow by his 2 angels F and J.. Amen... Here's the super heroes list: Lizard Man, Gu Niang, Pussy Cat Dolls, 40GB and Mr. Peh. Yeah.. For a brief description of 14B.. it's actually a quiet place where you can play games and watch girls zaogeng... something similar to The Traveller...
Contestant 1: F
Summary:
This is what you have been waiting for.. rite..? Hey hey.. your ears.. got sperm liao. Wooyeah.. Now to the angel.. This lady F is categorised under the SYT category. Sweet Young Thing! She's an Erly lookalike. I dunnoe how to spell Erly. First impression fallen on Lizard man and 40GB is "Isn't this Erly?". Nevertheless, in my opinion, she's much sweeter, much younger, much joyful Woohoo she's an Erly Version 2. Great dimples she has too. Yes.. dimples, you kuku, not nipples
Woohoo:
Plus point for F is of course her youth, her sweetness and she's pretty without a doubt. She's quite calm in my opinion too and seems to be confident of herself. A great eye candy!
Booboo:
However a rose always has its thorn. The Gucci bag sitting by her side will sent shivers and sweat down every guys.. the big G! yeah.. it's not G-string, it's big G. Secondly, when we were about to leave, Version 2 decided to take a cab home. Seems to be a big spender and for the heroes out there, do prepare to part with your wallet if you want to vote for her.
Overall:As mentioned, she's an expensive eye candy! But I know you guys out there got a way to workaround it. Overall score is still above average because of good attitude and friendliness.
Vote F at this number:
1800-8377466-2 (1800-VERSION-2)
Contestant 2: J
Summary:
Hey.. your hair is wet... and sticky.. your penis hair is oozing sperm now. Here's angel
number 2.. J. Categorised into the Wild thing. Her style is an exact opposite of F. Nevertheless, skin is still white and smooth with mesmerizing eyes. Great tongue too and there's always a gap between her shirt and pants. And her stomach area is as fair n smooth as her face.. ok.. I shall describe no more. There's sperm on your ceiling now.
Woohoo:
Plus point for J is I think she looks sexy. Most probably because she's walking the wild lu xian. Her communication style is very cordial and boyish too and thus will make a very good chatter. She's the only person who call us the super heores!! Here's the headlines.. when we were coming down the stair from 14B, she accidentally dropped her cardigan behind on the stairs.. Guess who's the lucky man who pick it up?? You are right! It's not a man. It's a pussy! A pussy took the cardigan up and smell at the breasts area.. Yeah.. so the lucky winner get to chat with the wild thing on the way to MRT. Woohoo.. Another plus point is she seems to be a girl who's willing to spend and save wisely.
Booboo:
So far her performance has been quite good. However, she does gave a feeling of not wanting to settle down and at times, she does show a bit of lack of confidence.
Overall:Can't forget the white... She's sexy and friendly. Performed above average and will be an entertaining and good buddy to have.
Vote J at this number:
1800-9453-84464 (1800-WILD-THING)
But there's not all... to sum things up, we have a near 10 pointer waitress at 14B wearing tight polo T and shorts.. So we have an all in one. A SYT, a wild thing and a waitress!!
So after the summary, I declared this mission a SUCCESS! Thumbs up for the lord!!
Finally the disclaimer..
Disclaimer
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
1. All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.2. Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.
Ladies and Gentleman... Boys and Girls... Birds and Wolves...
Here's the long awaited updates on yesterday's preliminary round. Hosted by the Lord, he had brought in 2 angels into the competition. Woo yeah... They are... F and J. If you take the time to combine their name together, they become a FJ. Woo yeah... I can see the nose bleeds all there now. Oh.. its on the head level now and please wipe the sperm that's drooping out of your mouth. Let's start!!
Background
Here's a brief summary of what's going on. We were basically at 14B! Yeah... not 34C or 38D.. it's 14B! Pitstop cafe at Boat Quay. What are you thinking.. you tico! The sperm are coming out from your nose now. Here's the attendance: First up of course it's the host, Frankie the Lord, follow by his 2 angels F and J.. Amen... Here's the super heroes list: Lizard Man, Gu Niang, Pussy Cat Dolls, 40GB and Mr. Peh. Yeah.. For a brief description of 14B.. it's actually a quiet place where you can play games and watch girls zaogeng... something similar to The Traveller...
Contestant 1: F
Summary:
This is what you have been waiting for.. rite..? Hey hey.. your ears.. got sperm liao. Wooyeah.. Now to the angel.. This lady F is categorised under the SYT category. Sweet Young Thing! She's an Erly lookalike. I dunnoe how to spell Erly. First impression fallen on Lizard man and 40GB is "Isn't this Erly?". Nevertheless, in my opinion, she's much sweeter, much younger, much joyful Woohoo she's an Erly Version 2. Great dimples she has too. Yes.. dimples, you kuku, not nipples
Woohoo:
Plus point for F is of course her youth, her sweetness and she's pretty without a doubt. She's quite calm in my opinion too and seems to be confident of herself. A great eye candy!
Booboo:
However a rose always has its thorn. The Gucci bag sitting by her side will sent shivers and sweat down every guys.. the big G! yeah.. it's not G-string, it's big G. Secondly, when we were about to leave, Version 2 decided to take a cab home. Seems to be a big spender and for the heroes out there, do prepare to part with your wallet if you want to vote for her.
Overall:As mentioned, she's an expensive eye candy! But I know you guys out there got a way to workaround it. Overall score is still above average because of good attitude and friendliness.
Vote F at this number:
1800-8377466-2 (1800-VERSION-2)
Contestant 2: J
Summary:
Hey.. your hair is wet... and sticky.. your penis hair is oozing sperm now. Here's angel
number 2.. J. Categorised into the Wild thing. Her style is an exact opposite of F. Nevertheless, skin is still white and smooth with mesmerizing eyes. Great tongue too and there's always a gap between her shirt and pants. And her stomach area is as fair n smooth as her face.. ok.. I shall describe no more. There's sperm on your ceiling now.
Woohoo:
Plus point for J is I think she looks sexy. Most probably because she's walking the wild lu xian. Her communication style is very cordial and boyish too and thus will make a very good chatter. She's the only person who call us the super heores!! Here's the headlines.. when we were coming down the stair from 14B, she accidentally dropped her cardigan behind on the stairs.. Guess who's the lucky man who pick it up?? You are right! It's not a man. It's a pussy! A pussy took the cardigan up and smell at the breasts area.. Yeah.. so the lucky winner get to chat with the wild thing on the way to MRT. Woohoo.. Another plus point is she seems to be a girl who's willing to spend and save wisely.
Booboo:
So far her performance has been quite good. However, she does gave a feeling of not wanting to settle down and at times, she does show a bit of lack of confidence.
Overall:Can't forget the white... She's sexy and friendly. Performed above average and will be an entertaining and good buddy to have.
Vote J at this number:
1800-9453-84464 (1800-WILD-THING)
But there's not all... to sum things up, we have a near 10 pointer waitress at 14B wearing tight polo T and shorts.. So we have an all in one. A SYT, a wild thing and a waitress!!
So after the summary, I declared this mission a SUCCESS! Thumbs up for the lord!!
Finally the disclaimer..
Disclaimer
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
1. All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.2. Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.
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