Wednesday, July 16, 2008

BB Idols Update

Hi All...

Here's a update of the BB competition 2008. This is a competition that takes place only once every 2 years. Most of the contestants have signed up. If you want to nominate anymore new contestants, please do so fast before dead line.

GWJ Nomination
F1 - Fion
F2 - Jasmine

Ah Dor Nomination
F1 - Zyn (disqualified due to being attached)
F2 - Aluminium (disqualified due to being attached)

Hana Ting Nomination
F1 - Wei Qi
F2 - Jialing
F3 - Cindy (Chor Sheng's favourite)
F4 - Sze Ni
F5 - Karen (disqualified due to being attached)
F6 - Xinyi (disqualified due to being attached)

40Gb Nomination
F1 - Ting Ting (currently in Switzerland)

MG Commander Nomination
F1 - Ah lian

Monday, July 14, 2008

Solemnization Of Yusheng And Liting

Hi All

Wooohoo~~!! Let us all send our congrats to Yusheng and Liting~~!! It's the solemnization of the lovey dovey pair and the hatchday of Yusheng!! This day will be remembered by all as one of the most happening and successful event of the year 2008! Straight into the top 10! I do not have any pictures with me so all readers out there, please bear with me and try to recap and recreate everything in your mind again. I can see Yusheng and Liting give a deep breathe of relief right now... But the pair don't have to worry cause.. the pictures (all of you know what) will come soon!

The Ceremony
The ceremony is one of the most interesting by the river side, decorated by the most handsome guy, Yusheng and the most beautiful lady, Liting. Followed by many other handsome guys, all of us and many other beautiful ladies, GA Football Club plus a MG commander. The couple make their vows and releases balloons into the blue sky of Singapore, marking another chapter of their new life as one.

The Lunch
Lunch at Peony Jade! Great food definitely and very filling. 2 tables were indented for us. One is the singles table while the other is the couples table plus Spiderman! What a way to kick off the last quarter finals of the BB idols! How can the meal be without beer and wine? How can the meal be without our big head merlion, Weiquh! So in the end it's down to Liting vs Weiquh! Guess who won? No surprise, Liting is the winner and Weiquh is the big head. Weiquh.. when you are drunk, you really look like a Picolo Pi Ke from Dragonball.. just that you are red.

Dynasty Classics
Next up is the KTV session! 17 people in all squeeze into one room and this is where all the fun begins. In the middle of the session, all the guys were called up to draw cards and the one who drew the smallest card will be forfeited. Yusheng was the last to draw and the first six who drew, these are the cards they got: 4 Aces and 2 biggest Kings. So our most lucky birthday boy kenna forfeit! Of course, his woman has to stick through thick and thin with him as well so she was pulled up as well.

The Forfeit
Next will be rated PG. Basically for the next half and hour or so, you can see the couple standing in front of everybody and doing dirty dancing to each other. The forfeits are divided into 2 sessions, the guys' sets of forfeits and the gals' set. So here's what the guys asked them to do. First forfeit is the most simple. Blindfold... Next, Liting was asked to take out Yusheng's shirt and passed beer from her mouth to his mouth. Yusheng was then ask to do dirty dancing on Liting and when he shakes his bom bom, you can hear the ladies screaming already. Next you will see the couple dancing Macarena and Aaron Kwok's Dui Ni Ai Ai Ai Bu Wang. That's about all for the guy's suggestions and no big deal you will say but wait... cause next... is the gals' turn to suggest! No wonder they always say females are vicious, now you can judge. They suggested to turn Yusheng into a pole and Liting dancing pole dance around Yusheng. Finally, they requested to put chocolate all over Yusheng's body and have Liting eat up all the chocolate on him. (wonder whose idea was it) Ya.. after the whole session, Yusheng "stood" up and it was a big applause for the sporting couple. For the other guys, your turn will come... Wenqi, we will make sure yours be the most vicious of all.

Soya Bean And Durian
Next is our Soya Bean dinner at Rochor. Follow by durian finale at Yusheng's house. How to choose a durian? You can ask this question to our MG commander Lau and he can give you a thousand and one reasons. We took 5 durians in the end and finished them off deliciously (imagine Wenqi sucking the seeds) before going home for a rest after a long day.

Rating: A five star!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

2E4 Timeline

2005

NOV 2005 - The Birth of Black Book Saga
DEC 2005 - The Roung Guan Cai Fan Saga

2006

MARCH 2006 - The Cage Saga
MARCH 2006 - The Ellenborough Buffet Saga
MAY 2006 - Miao Yi Vegetarian Saga
JULY 2006 - Convocation of Pussy Saga
SEPTEMBER 2006 - The Adidog Gang Saga
SEPTEMBER 2006 - The Bloody Bitch Saga
OCTOBER 2006 - The NTUC Chalet Saga
NOVEMBER 2006 - Steamboat at the Lord's House Saga

2007

JANUARY 2007 - Monkey's London Tip Saga
FEBRUARY 2007 - Lord's New Zealand Trip Saga
SEPTEMBER 2007 - Paula Sibu Kelong Trip Saga

2008

MARCH 2008 - Alex's Proposal Saga
MAY 2008 - Bloody Bitch Idol II Saga
MAY 2008 - Celebrations at the House Saga

The Ball

Hi all, while I was reading this previous post by Mr Chua from a long time ago.. please read...

Someone told me after the Rain just now:

" Life is just like an episode of Rain. You do not know when it starts and never know when it will stop."

I guess what's he trying to say to me is:

Once there was a man who became frustrated because he was caught in the rain unncessarily. And suddenly not long after he walked across the road, the rain stopped. It caused him to wonder: What happened? Why the rain stopped so fast when it was raining so heavily like 10 mins ago? And the someone said: Haha........ Life is just like the rain just now, so unpredictable. Come on Boss, I treat you a Glass of Avocardo. But in the end, the someone didn't buy anyone any juice leh..... Chey....

Then, the someone went over to Queensway shopping centre saying he wanted to buy a soccer ball. Went into many shops but still cannot decide what to get till the choice is down to 2 kinds of adidas soccer ball. One fiery red ball which will almost assure the someone of scoring every game day VS another seemingly more durable ball. There was so much confusion between the 2 balls that the someone declared: Aiya, dun buy today lah. think buy on saturday better. IF my present ball spoilt liao, I still have another one! Oh well, the someone is RIGHT! of course man, every man has a pair of balls, even if one is down, there's another to substitute hor? But hopefully, the someone has done enough maintainance on his other ball. Dun let it bounce too much or it cannot function properly, then when it's required for him to shoot, it just cannot PENG. If lucky, maybe shoot the POST ah, worse still Shoot so far out to outer space.

Fortunately,there was a purchase right before he left the shopping centre. And the final choice is the more durable one and he added: I Dun care if i can score every game day, I JUST WANT a MORE DURABLE BALL. I DUN CARE leh!

That's the end of the story.

Conclusion: YES! The durable ball is the green ball which has last till today.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

June News Update

Here's the summary entry for June edition.. It has been a long time since there's a summary but I'm back again.. To keep you updated of what has happend last month and what will be happening this month. Wooyeah.. Ladies and gentleman.. please off your engine...

Kangaroo Man's Birthday a success
The Kangaroo Man's birthday celebration was successful with a massive turnout. The judges gave it a ten pointer. Absentees that day like Guniang and Mr. Peh make up with it too with a follow-up dinner at the Aston with the Kangaroo. And the Kangaroo Man showed his appreciation indeed by giving us a live performance of his trumpet skills.

Donkey Kong and The Lord's Exam
It has been rather quiet for the two lords in our gang. The lord of Amen and the lord of the jungle A.K.A The Ahmad Bin Monkey Kong. They will be taking exam on the 8th June 2008 to complete the 2nd level of Super Saiya Ren. Both has already become Super Saiya Ren 1st level last year after a fierce battle with Fei Li Sha. Sai Ru comes next this Sunday. Expect them to be more active after that. Lastly, we will wish them good luck to the battle with the aliens.

East Coast Outing 14th June
The BBQ outing on 14th June is sure to create a grand opening for the BB Idols representatives from LT World. Unlike the first Idol competition that has only competitors from one continent, the new Idol has representatives from different continents. The FA are still urging the super heroes to register asap for the competitions. Songs that will be performed that day will be "The Beedies".

Other competitors:
F and J (The Lord Job Agency)
Zinc and Aluminium (Ah Dor Metal Industry)
Ting Ting (40GB Technology) - disqualified due to overseas trip

Durian Outing and Badminton Outing
Besides the Idol Events, there will also be a durian session and badminton outing for the gang. Registration has already opened. Interested personnel can sign up now.

The Musical Award 2008
Chua Wei Qun has won the prestigous 2008 Musical Award. Here's the list of his prizes: The Best New Comer Award, The King Of Trumphet, The Top 10 Golden Mouth Award.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Birthday Celebration For Kangaroo Man

Hi All Super Heroes

Here's a round up of the birthday celebration for our Kangaroo Man, Weiqun!! For those who are present, let's recap the actions that day and for those who miss it, here's what happened!!

1st Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Alex, Fengxia, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy

As planned, we went to The House!! Initially, Alex and gang had secured Ben and Jerry for ice cream but in the end, final location, we moved to The House. Sorry to those who needed an ice cream session, here comes the weird and expensive cocktails and yes of course, the one meter long Weiqun's sausage. Yes, cut and put inside a metal box, the one meter sausage is shared by all and specially relished by its very owner, Weiqun. The cocktails there are really weird in my opinion and there is one called the Manhattan which taste like nothing but a glass of alcohol. The lord save the world by gulping the whole glass down after getting forfeited. Of course, the face and buttock turns red in an instant. Amen.

Overall, the place was a good one for gathering since we got ourselves a glass room and we are free to shout and walk about as much as we want in it. The only minus is that we were too near to the speaker which caused our body to trance with the music throughout the whole 3 hours session. Expenditure sums up to about $250, a bit costly but if you include the room in, then it's pretty resaonable. To make the money worth, our monkey king even vandalized the room by leaving some of his words with paint.. Truely masterpiece.

Here's the action replayed for that day!! Alex and Fengxia were forced to annouced wat they did at nite on the proposal day, Yusheng and Liting were lost in the woods of dempsey but managed to come in time for a piece of the kangaroo's sausage.

The birthday wish from our Kangaroo? He's hoping every year will be the same but opt out to annouce his wish as he thinks it will not come true if it comes out of the mouth of the person who wish it. In the end, we force him to perform a kiss with BJ in front of the whole gang. "LJ LJ LJ LJ" we shouted follow by "BJ BJ BJ BJ". Haha... we totally destroyed The House.

2nd Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy, Zinc, Aluminium

2nd Half was the Dynasty Classics!! For all of you who thinks we are going there for Lulu, Cindy and etc, you are wrong. We brought our very own gals and they proved to be better looking than the Dynasty warriors there. The place was separated into 2 halves: one for the sleazy old men, the other for the family ktv. Of coz, we went to the family session, though the guys would love to sneak into the sleazy corner only to be pulled back by the ears with the hands of their gf.

So it was the usual singing session but no, this time the room was as big as your living room and it onli costs us less than $10 bucks! How cheap can it go? Byebye, party world. The speaker was a bit dissappointing though compared to party world. Nevertheless it was a good experience.

Our birthday boy sings us a few of his songs and not forgetting our Mr. Ji Ba Pan.. Ji Ba Pan.. And finally, our pussy opened its hole to sing after the let down at Ngee Ann Alumni. And mamasan Dor intro zinc and aluminium to us. Ocassionally, the guys will sneak into the toilet to catch a glimpse of wat is happening in the sleazy corner.

So long for the review. With this, I shall declare this outing a success!!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

BB Idols 2nd Semi Final

Dear All,

The BB Idols Semi Finals will be held on June 14 2008 at East Coast Park Area G at Pit 77. Whether this will be a successful conquer or an aborted mission all depends on you! The power is in your hands! Are you ready to make it happen??

The heart of the action is at Area G, closer to the National Sailing Centre rather than the more popular Marine Cove. But I guess we all can have some nice tanned bronzed sporty sailor babes besides the contestants right? J Added bonus is that there will not be any pesky children screaming and shouting their lungs out! Monkey watching & catching opportunities wise, I’m not sure, cause I’m not familiar with the battleground either. Any comrades have any prior experiences?? :D

All judges will be going under the pretext of BBQ men so that you all can show off how macho you are. Bare upper torsos are optional. J I’m not sure if the guest appearance of the Triumph bikini will be present. Just gotta keep our fingers crossed ok?

Frankly speakly, only Ms Triumph is okay looking and available. The other 2 okay looking ones are already reserved. One is married while the other has a steady BF liao…

And one good looking babe is reserved by yours truly already~ :p (Must say this, else kenna hantam for wanting to bio sailor babes)

So guys, interested? The choice is in yours. The power is in your hands!!

Details,
Date: June 14 2008
Place: East Coast Park Area G
Time: 1700
Estimated Budget: $20-25

On Behalf Of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

IDOLS 2008 Preliminary Round 1

IDOLS 2008

Ladies and Gentleman... Boys and Girls... Birds and Wolves...

Here's the long awaited updates on yesterday's preliminary round. Hosted by the Lord, he had brought in 2 angels into the competition. Woo yeah... They are... F and J. If you take the time to combine their name together, they become a FJ. Woo yeah... I can see the nose bleeds all there now. Oh.. its on the head level now and please wipe the sperm that's drooping out of your mouth. Let's start!!

Background
Here's a brief summary of what's going on. We were basically at 14B! Yeah... not 34C or 38D.. it's 14B! Pitstop cafe at Boat Quay. What are you thinking.. you tico! The sperm are coming out from your nose now. Here's the attendance: First up of course it's the host, Frankie the Lord, follow by his 2 angels F and J.. Amen... Here's the super heroes list: Lizard Man, Gu Niang, Pussy Cat Dolls, 40GB and Mr. Peh. Yeah.. For a brief description of 14B.. it's actually a quiet place where you can play games and watch girls zaogeng... something similar to The Traveller...

Contestant 1: F

Summary:
This is what you have been waiting for.. rite..? Hey hey.. your ears.. got sperm liao. Wooyeah.. Now to the angel.. This lady F is categorised under the SYT category. Sweet Young Thing! She's an Erly lookalike. I dunnoe how to spell Erly. First impression fallen on Lizard man and 40GB is "Isn't this Erly?". Nevertheless, in my opinion, she's much sweeter, much younger, much joyful Woohoo she's an Erly Version 2. Great dimples she has too. Yes.. dimples, you kuku, not nipples

Woohoo:
Plus point for F is of course her youth, her sweetness and she's pretty without a doubt. She's quite calm in my opinion too and seems to be confident of herself. A great eye candy!

Booboo:
However a rose always has its thorn. The Gucci bag sitting by her side will sent shivers and sweat down every guys.. the big G! yeah.. it's not G-string, it's big G. Secondly, when we were about to leave, Version 2 decided to take a cab home. Seems to be a big spender and for the heroes out there, do prepare to part with your wallet if you want to vote for her.
Overall:As mentioned, she's an expensive eye candy! But I know you guys out there got a way to workaround it. Overall score is still above average because of good attitude and friendliness.

Vote F at this number:
1800-8377466-2 (1800-VERSION-2)

Contestant 2: J

Summary:
Hey.. your hair is wet... and sticky.. your penis hair is oozing sperm now. Here's angel
number 2.. J. Categorised into the Wild thing. Her style is an exact opposite of F. Nevertheless, skin is still white and smooth with mesmerizing eyes. Great tongue too and there's always a gap between her shirt and pants. And her stomach area is as fair n smooth as her face.. ok.. I shall describe no more. There's sperm on your ceiling now.

Woohoo:
Plus point for J is I think she looks sexy. Most probably because she's walking the wild lu xian. Her communication style is very cordial and boyish too and thus will make a very good chatter. She's the only person who call us the super heores!! Here's the headlines.. when we were coming down the stair from 14B, she accidentally dropped her cardigan behind on the stairs.. Guess who's the lucky man who pick it up?? You are right! It's not a man. It's a pussy! A pussy took the cardigan up and smell at the breasts area.. Yeah.. so the lucky winner get to chat with the wild thing on the way to MRT. Woohoo.. Another plus point is she seems to be a girl who's willing to spend and save wisely.

Booboo:
So far her performance has been quite good. However, she does gave a feeling of not wanting to settle down and at times, she does show a bit of lack of confidence.
Overall:Can't forget the white... She's sexy and friendly. Performed above average and will be an entertaining and good buddy to have.

Vote J at this number:
1800-9453-84464 (1800-WILD-THING)

But there's not all... to sum things up, we have a near 10 pointer waitress at 14B wearing tight polo T and shorts.. So we have an all in one. A SYT, a wild thing and a waitress!!

So after the summary, I declared this mission a SUCCESS! Thumbs up for the lord!!

Finally the disclaimer..

Disclaimer
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
1. All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.2. Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.

Monday, May 12, 2008

IDOLS 2008

IDOLS 2008

Ladies and Gentleman...

The long wait is finally over... After 2 years of waiting, this is the time of the year again! Let's all say.. "Woohooo". This is the moment you have been waiting for.. NO, it's not the European Cup 2008, NO, it's not the champions league 2008 final. NO 22 men chasing a single ball anymore.. This season, each man will have 2 balls to play with.. come on, let's say again... "Wooohooo" The 2008 BB Idols is finally here... Yes! No more vegetarian meals.. we can forget about junk food forever too le, because this is what we need.. the 2008 BB Idols!

This year promises more excitement and entertainment than 2 years back... To make things special, this year is a co-host event by Ah Do and Liting. After aggressive bidding, the IDOL FA has finally given the thumb up to both Ah Do and Liting to co-host this year's biggest event! So.. forget about your pants, forget about your shirt.. Let us all get ready in our best undies.. Woooyeahhh...

Here's some hot news to spice up everyone and make everyone excited...

- Ah Do Football Association is currently working hard to invite contestants into the competition. The association will has ambassador, Frankie A.K.A The Lord, to do the preliminary filter. Good job, the lord. Amen...

- Here's the headlines to get all of you to nose bleed. Sources from LT Football Association's ambassador, Yusheng, tells us "Triumph"!! Have you heard of the 100plus Triumph bikini set? Of coz!! Hearing is not enuf!! We need to see them with our own eyes! One of the contestant is reported to have bought a Triumph bikini set that costs over 100 bucks. What are we waiting for?? Let's make the money worth!! Woooyeahhh...

So that's all folks..! Stay tune for more times and updates.. this is Shaowei reporting.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Birth Of Frankie

Hi Everyone...

This coming Wednesday will be the birth of our lord, Frankie Gun. Yeah.. Frankie the big gun. Haha.. hey.. dun laugh k, this is serious matter. Really a big gun. Amen...

First of all, let us all wish Frankie a happy birthday.. oh lord.. for becoming 27 years old.. hmm.. btw, we are all getting old now.. wat to do, wat to do...

This coming Saturday, we shall hold a celebration for our Gun. Amen...

Location to be confirmed.. think easy la hor. Everyone just on alert red can le.

News Update
- Gu Niang out of town
- Alex out from reservist
- The gun grew one my centimetre
- Banana exam this Thursday
- Soccer this Saturday
- Ronaldinho sleeping now

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Project LOTR - SUCCESS!!!

Dear friends,

The project was a huge success. From the scouting of the rings in orchard right after Henry's ROM, the planning of the D-Day's events, the recce of the room and materials required and finally the flawless execution of the day's event, I will have never done it without you guys. I am going to dedicate this post to all my dear friends, for all the help that you have given me during the planning, preparation and execution of my project.

Special Thanks to:

1. Henry, for all the brilliant coordination work done to ensure the smooth flow for all the 'events' taking place.

2. Ziying and Doreen, particularly for their marvellous and innovative ideas for my project.

3. My dear Wenqi, who braved stares from commuters as he helped me with the big balloon and my flowers.

4. Weijie, the always alert commando officer, who spotted me as I approached the room. Otherwise, the surprise will be over once we bump into each other in the hotel corridor.

5. Not to forget the rest of you, Kian Chew, Aoshi Joseph, Jinsheng, Yusheng, Liting, Shaowei and Weiqun, for the inflation of the balloons, transportation of helium tanks, time spent with me scouting for the ring etc. Thank you all.

6. And ya, the LaSalle students who helped me with the big balloon. Though I didn't catch your name and you may never ever see this post, I still thank you guys from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you guys!!!

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Monday, February 11, 2008

The Black Book

It's kinda amazing.. Just happen to visit our 2E4 online black book and found out it's actually 3 years old now. Time flies.. Kinda have a feeling it was started only last year or the most, 2 years ago.. Happy new year to the black book.. woohooo.. the black book is one year older and he has grow some teeth with him and able to talk now and in 2 years time, he will be attending kindergarten.. ooh.. another 2 years, he will be primary one. he will be bringing school bag, kenna scold by teacher and use 20 cent to buy dragon ball card (now maybe naruto card liao.. different generation..) ooh.. then its the secondary school where he will take part in competition.. he will score a goal in the first minute and own goal in the 89th minute. ooh.. the black book rules..

comeon, black book, say something for yourself..

Black Book: oohh... Happy Chinese New Year..

Monday, September 03, 2007

Pulau Sibu Kelong Trip

It's been a whooping 3 months since anybody updated this. Probably due to the reason that our webmaster is very very busy. Hardly see him and his 10/10 hair nowadays. Well, let me just update everyone with our Pulau Sibu trip aka, Journey to the West -> Master QQ and the Fishy Demons.

The trip itself falls on the 23rd Aug 07, saturday. We were supposed to meet at 6.30am for breakfast and the mini bus will come fetch us at 7am. I met JS first and QQ joined us shortly. JS was quite shag as he went out to play with Vietnam girls the night before. The poor boy slept only about 2-3 hours prior meeting us. Notice I used the word 'shag' instead of 'tired'. Well, someone told me that the word 'shag' means tired after sex. So girls, if you are reading this, please refrain yourself from using the word 'shag'. We don't want to know what you did that makes you tired.

As usual, WQ was late again. Reason given was that he don't need to take breakfast blah blah blah. Anyway the mini bus was punctual and we went to the causeway on time.

Look at him! So happy!

After we crossed the causeway, the driver took us to a roadside Bak kuk Teh stall in JB. (I presume we are still in JB) Initially, we don't want eat since we already took our Macdonald breakfast. But in the end, we still sccumb to the aroma and order 2 bowls. Please see picture below. I have really no idea where we are but really smell nice....

Aromatic Bak Kuh Teh!!

About an hour later, we reached the ferry terminal. Have to pay 2RM each for don't know what ferry tax or something. Everything was fast, not much delay. Soon, we ended up in the ferry/fastcraft/boat.

Anticipating....

The boat ride takes about 20-30mins. So, we were able to see the Kelong in no time.

Beautiful kelong

Once inside the kelong, I took a short tour around. The kelong was smaller than I expected. It occupies, about 3 basketball court. The sleeping conditions are like army style. Bunk beds, shared bathroom and basins.

Journey to the West members

Our Bunk Beds

The toilet is fantastic because it gives us a back to nature kind of feeling. What comes out from you goes back to the sea. The fish eats it and we eat the fishes. The floor are also made of planks with gaps in between. So you can actually see what lies beneath.

 I can see the fishes from here

We spent the rest of the late morning trying to fish. Actually, WQ was the only one fishing and he taught me and QQ to fish. Obviously, it's quite easy but problem is, fish don't eat his bait. Why? Basically, WQ is an ambitious man. He wants to catch big fish. So he used big pieces of sotongs as baits which end up as easy meals for the small fishes.

Hard at work

All the meals was provided by the Kelong operators which honestly speaking, wasn't really nice. Here's a picture of the not-so-nice-but-can-eat lunch they provided. (The other meals was not taken simply because we have mood to take the pictures of it.)

Our super delicious lunch

After lunch, WQ managed to catch some small fishes, courtesy from me because I tied smaller sotong pieces as his baits.

WQ and his very small fish

Late afternoon, we went for our island hopping experience. WQ said we can go snokering. But it's a lie. The kelong doesn't provide such facilities. In the end, we went to pulau Sibu and took a swim at the clear sea. Sand was fine as well. But highlight of the day was a half naked master QQ dressed in his swimming trunks. But that's not it, in order to show off his assets, he even wore his swimming trunks 'to bak lek' so as to show the budgling manhood.

We didn't take pictures, just imagine with the picture below.

Censored, for our eyes only :)

The island hopping trip started well. When we were about to go back, it starts to rain. And to add salt to the wound, the operator told us the boat will not come so early. So we stay at a small hut and sleep. After 40 mins of beauty sleep, the boat came but it was still raining. The 4 of us then walked for about 200m to the docking bay. I can't tell you how cold it is but the 4 of us were shivering as we walked. Even our normally adventurous WQ was shivering like a pussy cat.

Back at the kelong, we showered and wait for dinner. Wanted to continue our MJ but our old folks companions took the table first (plus our MJ set). It was still raining so basically we don't have the mood to fish. So we watched TV and waited for the old folks to finish.

Boring...

Once they are done, we spent the rest of the night MJing until 3am..... Master QQ won the 3 of us again... Not even my Da San Yuan can beat his Chanting of the Jing Gang Jin...

DA SAN YUAN

QQ, JS and me woke up at around 11am. WQ woke up earlier at 7am to continue fishing. He managed to catch a tiny weeny Gorupa which he released back after. (Ambithaba, if you can't eat it, let it go...)

Lucky Goropa which was set free

Basically we continue fishing and packed up when it's closed to 1pm. Poor Wenqi was nearly kicked into the water because he keep chanting his Jing Gang Jin. After our 'delicious' prawns and crabs lunch, we set back to Singapore in our boat.

QQ: AMBITHABA AMBITHABA...., WQ: Stop your chanting

WQ took a new master, rekindles his fishing desire. Watch out for his sms, he's going to lure you to buy fishing rod and accompany him to fish. Ask Henry, he was a victim....

Members of the JTTW meets the real master

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Some poems

Here's a few of this year...

Off Day - written 14th June 2007
Rose-colored Glass- written 12th June 2007
Obey The Nature- written 11th June 2007
Where's Everybody Now- written 11th June 2007

Monday, April 09, 2007

Junyang in 林宇中's Music Video

Junyang's in this MV!

林宇中&金莎-复活



(男)你变得像他一样沉默 偶尔也像他一样活泼
连笑声也都一样 我怎么忘 也忘不过一秒
我想要爱 却看到他离开的刹那

(女)你将爱情带走 留我一个分手的魔咒
叫我伤得彻底 不敢再妄想 谁的温柔
看我的眼神闪躲 我知道你有话 不能说
我该如何假装 心才不隐隐作痛

(合)你说分手后 你(我)第一次有想爱的念头
可是眼前的是他还是你(我) 还在争夺
(女)我懂你不想承诺
却又无法 (合)解开这魔咒
让我在你心里面复活
无数次的复活 (女)我只要你爱我

(男)远远看你勇敢在心头 靠近一点却又太懦弱
(女)不拆穿你的困惑 爱不了我(你)
(合)至少不要难过 任何结果
我会点头 只要你快乐

(女)你将爱情带走 留我一个分手的魔咒
叫我伤得彻底 不敢再妄想 谁的温柔
看我的眼神闪躲 我知道你有话 不能说
我该如何假装 心才不隐隐作痛

(合)分手了以后 (你)第一次有想爱的念头
可是眼前的是他还是你(我) 我(你)还在争夺
(男)我不想给你承诺 又无法(女)解开这魔咒

(合)让我在你心里面复活
无数次的复活 我只要你爱我
无数次的复活 我只要你爱我

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Pulau Sibu Kelong Trip

Harlow Everyone!

It's been a long time since anyone wrote anything here. Let's warm up things a little here.

For a start, please sign up for the Kelong trip here by replying to this post. The details of the trip can be found at the link above (Just Click on the title).

Date: 14th-15th April 2007 or 21st-22nd April (sat morning till Sunday evening)
Venue: Kelong in between P.Sibu and Mainland Malaysia
Costs: $69 exlcuding transport
Attractions: Snorkelling, Meals etc.... included. Mahjong, Playstations and Fishing are also available.
Transportation costs: Depending on the number of people going. The more the cheaper.

The confirmed personnels going are:
1) Weiqun (Only can make it on the 21st-22nd April)
2) Jinsheng
3) Henry
4) Zhiying
5) Weijie
6) Doreen
7) Alex
8) Shaowei

People who yet to confirm attendance:
1) Bijun
2) Fengxia
3) Evonne
4) Zhusheng
5) Shuyun
6) Yusheng
7) Yusheng's gf
8) Henry's friends - if any
9) weiqun friends - if any
10) Meiqing
11) Erly

The closing date is 30th March. Quick quick sign up.

Gin ah! Gin ah!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Ubin Adventure

You people out there! Hear this.......

It's adventure time again. This time we'll be going to Pulau Ubin for a never experienced before cycling trip. Haaa.........

Date: 16 dec 2006 (Saturday)
Time: 930am
Venue: Bedok MRT station
Attendance: who are you waiting for? Sign up now lah
Bring all your friends and your scandal there
we'll definitely have lots of fun.

See ya there!

Monday, December 11, 2006

Xmas Gathering!

As promised, we'll have an xmas gathering!

Since Henry will only be back on 21 Dec, I suggest we have it after xmas.

Anyone has any venue to suggest? Anyone's house? xD

Thursday, November 30, 2006

The 2e4 Black Book

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What%20Tarot%20Card%20are%20You?
the Test to Find Out.