IDOLS 2008
Ladies and Gentleman...
The long wait is finally over... After 2 years of waiting, this is the time of the year again! Let's all say.. "Woohooo". This is the moment you have been waiting for.. NO, it's not the European Cup 2008, NO, it's not the champions league 2008 final. NO 22 men chasing a single ball anymore.. This season, each man will have 2 balls to play with.. come on, let's say again... "Wooohooo" The 2008 BB Idols is finally here... Yes! No more vegetarian meals.. we can forget about junk food forever too le, because this is what we need.. the 2008 BB Idols!
This year promises more excitement and entertainment than 2 years back... To make things special, this year is a co-host event by Ah Do and Liting. After aggressive bidding, the IDOL FA has finally given the thumb up to both Ah Do and Liting to co-host this year's biggest event! So.. forget about your pants, forget about your shirt.. Let us all get ready in our best undies.. Woooyeahhh...
Here's some hot news to spice up everyone and make everyone excited...
- Ah Do Football Association is currently working hard to invite contestants into the competition. The association will has ambassador, Frankie A.K.A The Lord, to do the preliminary filter. Good job, the lord. Amen...
- Here's the headlines to get all of you to nose bleed. Sources from LT Football Association's ambassador, Yusheng, tells us "Triumph"!! Have you heard of the 100plus Triumph bikini set? Of coz!! Hearing is not enuf!! We need to see them with our own eyes! One of the contestant is reported to have bought a Triumph bikini set that costs over 100 bucks. What are we waiting for?? Let's make the money worth!! Woooyeahhh...
So that's all folks..! Stay tune for more times and updates.. this is Shaowei reporting.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The Birth Of Frankie
Hi Everyone...
This coming Wednesday will be the birth of our lord, Frankie Gun. Yeah.. Frankie the big gun. Haha.. hey.. dun laugh k, this is serious matter. Really a big gun. Amen...
First of all, let us all wish Frankie a happy birthday.. oh lord.. for becoming 27 years old.. hmm.. btw, we are all getting old now.. wat to do, wat to do...
This coming Saturday, we shall hold a celebration for our Gun. Amen...
Location to be confirmed.. think easy la hor. Everyone just on alert red can le.
News Update
- Gu Niang out of town
- Alex out from reservist
- The gun grew one my centimetre
- Banana exam this Thursday
- Soccer this Saturday
- Ronaldinho sleeping now
This coming Wednesday will be the birth of our lord, Frankie Gun. Yeah.. Frankie the big gun. Haha.. hey.. dun laugh k, this is serious matter. Really a big gun. Amen...
First of all, let us all wish Frankie a happy birthday.. oh lord.. for becoming 27 years old.. hmm.. btw, we are all getting old now.. wat to do, wat to do...
This coming Saturday, we shall hold a celebration for our Gun. Amen...
Location to be confirmed.. think easy la hor. Everyone just on alert red can le.
News Update
- Gu Niang out of town
- Alex out from reservist
- The gun grew one my centimetre
- Banana exam this Thursday
- Soccer this Saturday
- Ronaldinho sleeping now
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Project LOTR - SUCCESS!!!
Dear friends,
The project was a huge success. From the scouting of the rings in orchard right after Henry's ROM, the planning of the D-Day's events, the recce of the room and materials required and finally the flawless execution of the day's event, I will have never done it without you guys. I am going to dedicate this post to all my dear friends, for all the help that you have given me during the planning, preparation and execution of my project.
Special Thanks to:
1. Henry, for all the brilliant coordination work done to ensure the smooth flow for all the 'events' taking place.
2. Ziying and Doreen, particularly for their marvellous and innovative ideas for my project.
3. My dear Wenqi, who braved stares from commuters as he helped me with the big balloon and my flowers.
4. Weijie, the always alert commando officer, who spotted me as I approached the room. Otherwise, the surprise will be over once we bump into each other in the hotel corridor.
5. Not to forget the rest of you, Kian Chew, Aoshi Joseph, Jinsheng, Yusheng, Liting, Shaowei and Weiqun, for the inflation of the balloons, transportation of helium tanks, time spent with me scouting for the ring etc. Thank you all.
6. And ya, the LaSalle students who helped me with the big balloon. Though I didn't catch your name and you may never ever see this post, I still thank you guys from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you guys!!!
The project was a huge success. From the scouting of the rings in orchard right after Henry's ROM, the planning of the D-Day's events, the recce of the room and materials required and finally the flawless execution of the day's event, I will have never done it without you guys. I am going to dedicate this post to all my dear friends, for all the help that you have given me during the planning, preparation and execution of my project.
Special Thanks to:
1. Henry, for all the brilliant coordination work done to ensure the smooth flow for all the 'events' taking place.
2. Ziying and Doreen, particularly for their marvellous and innovative ideas for my project.
3. My dear Wenqi, who braved stares from commuters as he helped me with the big balloon and my flowers.
4. Weijie, the always alert commando officer, who spotted me as I approached the room. Otherwise, the surprise will be over once we bump into each other in the hotel corridor.
5. Not to forget the rest of you, Kian Chew, Aoshi Joseph, Jinsheng, Yusheng, Liting, Shaowei and Weiqun, for the inflation of the balloons, transportation of helium tanks, time spent with me scouting for the ring etc. Thank you all.
6. And ya, the LaSalle students who helped me with the big balloon. Though I didn't catch your name and you may never ever see this post, I still thank you guys from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you guys!!!
Monday, February 11, 2008
The Black Book
It's kinda amazing.. Just happen to visit our 2E4 online black book and found out it's actually 3 years old now. Time flies.. Kinda have a feeling it was started only last year or the most, 2 years ago.. Happy new year to the black book.. woohooo.. the black book is one year older and he has grow some teeth with him and able to talk now and in 2 years time, he will be attending kindergarten.. ooh.. another 2 years, he will be primary one. he will be bringing school bag, kenna scold by teacher and use 20 cent to buy dragon ball card (now maybe naruto card liao.. different generation..) ooh.. then its the secondary school where he will take part in competition.. he will score a goal in the first minute and own goal in the 89th minute. ooh.. the black book rules..
comeon, black book, say something for yourself..
Black Book: oohh... Happy Chinese New Year..
comeon, black book, say something for yourself..
Black Book: oohh... Happy Chinese New Year..
Monday, September 03, 2007
Pulau Sibu Kelong Trip
It's been a whooping 3 months since anybody updated this. Probably due to the reason that our webmaster is very very busy. Hardly see him and his 10/10 hair nowadays. Well, let me just update everyone with our Pulau Sibu trip aka, Journey to the West -> Master QQ and the Fishy Demons.
The trip itself falls on the 23rd Aug 07, saturday. We were supposed to meet at 6.30am for breakfast and the mini bus will come fetch us at 7am. I met JS first and QQ joined us shortly. JS was quite shag as he went out to play with Vietnam girls the night before. The poor boy slept only about 2-3 hours prior meeting us. Notice I used the word 'shag' instead of 'tired'. Well, someone told me that the word 'shag' means tired after sex. So girls, if you are reading this, please refrain yourself from using the word 'shag'. We don't want to know what you did that makes you tired.
As usual, WQ was late again. Reason given was that he don't need to take breakfast blah blah blah. Anyway the mini bus was punctual and we went to the causeway on time.
After we crossed the causeway, the driver took us to a roadside Bak kuk Teh stall in JB. (I presume we are still in JB) Initially, we don't want eat since we already took our Macdonald breakfast. But in the end, we still sccumb to the aroma and order 2 bowls. Please see picture below. I have really no idea where we are but really smell nice....
About an hour later, we reached the ferry terminal. Have to pay 2RM each for don't know what ferry tax or something. Everything was fast, not much delay. Soon, we ended up in the ferry/fastcraft/boat.
The boat ride takes about 20-30mins. So, we were able to see the Kelong in no time.
Once inside the kelong, I took a short tour around. The kelong was smaller than I expected. It occupies, about 3 basketball court. The sleeping conditions are like army style. Bunk beds, shared bathroom and basins.
The toilet is fantastic because it gives us a back to nature kind of feeling. What comes out from you goes back to the sea. The fish eats it and we eat the fishes. The floor are also made of planks with gaps in between. So you can actually see what lies beneath.
We spent the rest of the late morning trying to fish. Actually, WQ was the only one fishing and he taught me and QQ to fish. Obviously, it's quite easy but problem is, fish don't eat his bait. Why? Basically, WQ is an ambitious man. He wants to catch big fish. So he used big pieces of sotongs as baits which end up as easy meals for the small fishes.
All the meals was provided by the Kelong operators which honestly speaking, wasn't really nice. Here's a picture of the not-so-nice-but-can-eat lunch they provided. (The other meals was not taken simply because we have mood to take the pictures of it.)
After lunch, WQ managed to catch some small fishes, courtesy from me because I tied smaller sotong pieces as his baits.
Late afternoon, we went for our island hopping experience. WQ said we can go snokering. But it's a lie. The kelong doesn't provide such facilities. In the end, we went to pulau Sibu and took a swim at the clear sea. Sand was fine as well. But highlight of the day was a half naked master QQ dressed in his swimming trunks. But that's not it, in order to show off his assets, he even wore his swimming trunks 'to bak lek' so as to show the budgling manhood.
We didn't take pictures, just imagine with the picture below.
The island hopping trip started well. When we were about to go back, it starts to rain. And to add salt to the wound, the operator told us the boat will not come so early. So we stay at a small hut and sleep. After 40 mins of beauty sleep, the boat came but it was still raining. The 4 of us then walked for about 200m to the docking bay. I can't tell you how cold it is but the 4 of us were shivering as we walked. Even our normally adventurous WQ was shivering like a pussy cat.
Back at the kelong, we showered and wait for dinner. Wanted to continue our MJ but our old folks companions took the table first (plus our MJ set). It was still raining so basically we don't have the mood to fish. So we watched TV and waited for the old folks to finish.
Once they are done, we spent the rest of the night MJing until 3am..... Master QQ won the 3 of us again... Not even my Da San Yuan can beat his Chanting of the Jing Gang Jin...
QQ, JS and me woke up at around 11am. WQ woke up earlier at 7am to continue fishing. He managed to catch a tiny weeny Gorupa which he released back after. (Ambithaba, if you can't eat it, let it go...)
Basically we continue fishing and packed up when it's closed to 1pm. Poor Wenqi was nearly kicked into the water because he keep chanting his Jing Gang Jin. After our 'delicious' prawns and crabs lunch, we set back to Singapore in our boat.
WQ took a new master, rekindles his fishing desire. Watch out for his sms, he's going to lure you to buy fishing rod and accompany him to fish. Ask Henry, he was a victim....
The trip itself falls on the 23rd Aug 07, saturday. We were supposed to meet at 6.30am for breakfast and the mini bus will come fetch us at 7am. I met JS first and QQ joined us shortly. JS was quite shag as he went out to play with Vietnam girls the night before. The poor boy slept only about 2-3 hours prior meeting us. Notice I used the word 'shag' instead of 'tired'. Well, someone told me that the word 'shag' means tired after sex. So girls, if you are reading this, please refrain yourself from using the word 'shag'. We don't want to know what you did that makes you tired.
As usual, WQ was late again. Reason given was that he don't need to take breakfast blah blah blah. Anyway the mini bus was punctual and we went to the causeway on time.
After we crossed the causeway, the driver took us to a roadside Bak kuk Teh stall in JB. (I presume we are still in JB) Initially, we don't want eat since we already took our Macdonald breakfast. But in the end, we still sccumb to the aroma and order 2 bowls. Please see picture below. I have really no idea where we are but really smell nice....
About an hour later, we reached the ferry terminal. Have to pay 2RM each for don't know what ferry tax or something. Everything was fast, not much delay. Soon, we ended up in the ferry/fastcraft/boat.
The boat ride takes about 20-30mins. So, we were able to see the Kelong in no time.
Once inside the kelong, I took a short tour around. The kelong was smaller than I expected. It occupies, about 3 basketball court. The sleeping conditions are like army style. Bunk beds, shared bathroom and basins.
The toilet is fantastic because it gives us a back to nature kind of feeling. What comes out from you goes back to the sea. The fish eats it and we eat the fishes. The floor are also made of planks with gaps in between. So you can actually see what lies beneath.
We spent the rest of the late morning trying to fish. Actually, WQ was the only one fishing and he taught me and QQ to fish. Obviously, it's quite easy but problem is, fish don't eat his bait. Why? Basically, WQ is an ambitious man. He wants to catch big fish. So he used big pieces of sotongs as baits which end up as easy meals for the small fishes.
All the meals was provided by the Kelong operators which honestly speaking, wasn't really nice. Here's a picture of the not-so-nice-but-can-eat lunch they provided. (The other meals was not taken simply because we have mood to take the pictures of it.)
After lunch, WQ managed to catch some small fishes, courtesy from me because I tied smaller sotong pieces as his baits.
Late afternoon, we went for our island hopping experience. WQ said we can go snokering. But it's a lie. The kelong doesn't provide such facilities. In the end, we went to pulau Sibu and took a swim at the clear sea. Sand was fine as well. But highlight of the day was a half naked master QQ dressed in his swimming trunks. But that's not it, in order to show off his assets, he even wore his swimming trunks 'to bak lek' so as to show the budgling manhood.
We didn't take pictures, just imagine with the picture below.
The island hopping trip started well. When we were about to go back, it starts to rain. And to add salt to the wound, the operator told us the boat will not come so early. So we stay at a small hut and sleep. After 40 mins of beauty sleep, the boat came but it was still raining. The 4 of us then walked for about 200m to the docking bay. I can't tell you how cold it is but the 4 of us were shivering as we walked. Even our normally adventurous WQ was shivering like a pussy cat.
Back at the kelong, we showered and wait for dinner. Wanted to continue our MJ but our old folks companions took the table first (plus our MJ set). It was still raining so basically we don't have the mood to fish. So we watched TV and waited for the old folks to finish.
Once they are done, we spent the rest of the night MJing until 3am..... Master QQ won the 3 of us again... Not even my Da San Yuan can beat his Chanting of the Jing Gang Jin...
QQ, JS and me woke up at around 11am. WQ woke up earlier at 7am to continue fishing. He managed to catch a tiny weeny Gorupa which he released back after. (Ambithaba, if you can't eat it, let it go...)
Basically we continue fishing and packed up when it's closed to 1pm. Poor Wenqi was nearly kicked into the water because he keep chanting his Jing Gang Jin. After our 'delicious' prawns and crabs lunch, we set back to Singapore in our boat.
WQ took a new master, rekindles his fishing desire. Watch out for his sms, he's going to lure you to buy fishing rod and accompany him to fish. Ask Henry, he was a victim....
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Some poems
Here's a few of this year...
Off Day - written 14th June 2007
Rose-colored Glass- written 12th June 2007
Obey The Nature- written 11th June 2007
Where's Everybody Now- written 11th June 2007
Off Day - written 14th June 2007
Rose-colored Glass- written 12th June 2007
Obey The Nature- written 11th June 2007
Where's Everybody Now- written 11th June 2007
Monday, April 09, 2007
Junyang in 林宇中's Music Video
Junyang's in this MV!
林宇中&金莎-复活
(男)你变得像他一样沉默 偶尔也像他一样活泼
连笑声也都一样 我怎么忘 也忘不过一秒
我想要爱 却看到他离开的刹那
(女)你将爱情带走 留我一个分手的魔咒
叫我伤得彻底 不敢再妄想 谁的温柔
看我的眼神闪躲 我知道你有话 不能说
我该如何假装 心才不隐隐作痛
(合)你说分手后 你(我)第一次有想爱的念头
可是眼前的是他还是你(我) 还在争夺
(女)我懂你不想承诺
却又无法 (合)解开这魔咒
让我在你心里面复活
无数次的复活 (女)我只要你爱我
(男)远远看你勇敢在心头 靠近一点却又太懦弱
(女)不拆穿你的困惑 爱不了我(你)
(合)至少不要难过 任何结果
我会点头 只要你快乐
(女)你将爱情带走 留我一个分手的魔咒
叫我伤得彻底 不敢再妄想 谁的温柔
看我的眼神闪躲 我知道你有话 不能说
我该如何假装 心才不隐隐作痛
(合)分手了以后 (你)第一次有想爱的念头
可是眼前的是他还是你(我) 我(你)还在争夺
(男)我不想给你承诺 又无法(女)解开这魔咒
(合)让我在你心里面复活
无数次的复活 我只要你爱我
无数次的复活 我只要你爱我
林宇中&金莎-复活
(男)你变得像他一样沉默 偶尔也像他一样活泼
连笑声也都一样 我怎么忘 也忘不过一秒
我想要爱 却看到他离开的刹那
(女)你将爱情带走 留我一个分手的魔咒
叫我伤得彻底 不敢再妄想 谁的温柔
看我的眼神闪躲 我知道你有话 不能说
我该如何假装 心才不隐隐作痛
(合)你说分手后 你(我)第一次有想爱的念头
可是眼前的是他还是你(我) 还在争夺
(女)我懂你不想承诺
却又无法 (合)解开这魔咒
让我在你心里面复活
无数次的复活 (女)我只要你爱我
(男)远远看你勇敢在心头 靠近一点却又太懦弱
(女)不拆穿你的困惑 爱不了我(你)
(合)至少不要难过 任何结果
我会点头 只要你快乐
(女)你将爱情带走 留我一个分手的魔咒
叫我伤得彻底 不敢再妄想 谁的温柔
看我的眼神闪躲 我知道你有话 不能说
我该如何假装 心才不隐隐作痛
(合)分手了以后 (你)第一次有想爱的念头
可是眼前的是他还是你(我) 我(你)还在争夺
(男)我不想给你承诺 又无法(女)解开这魔咒
(合)让我在你心里面复活
无数次的复活 我只要你爱我
无数次的复活 我只要你爱我
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Pulau Sibu Kelong Trip
Harlow Everyone!
It's been a long time since anyone wrote anything here. Let's warm up things a little here.
For a start, please sign up for the Kelong trip here by replying to this post. The details of the trip can be found at the link above (Just Click on the title).
Date: 14th-15th April 2007 or 21st-22nd April (sat morning till Sunday evening)
Venue: Kelong in between P.Sibu and Mainland Malaysia
Costs: $69 exlcuding transport
Attractions: Snorkelling, Meals etc.... included. Mahjong, Playstations and Fishing are also available.
Transportation costs: Depending on the number of people going. The more the cheaper.
The confirmed personnels going are:
1) Weiqun (Only can make it on the 21st-22nd April)
2) Jinsheng
3) Henry
4) Zhiying
5) Weijie
6) Doreen
7) Alex
8) Shaowei
People who yet to confirm attendance:
1) Bijun
2) Fengxia
3) Evonne
4) Zhusheng
5) Shuyun
6) Yusheng
7) Yusheng's gf
8) Henry's friends - if any
9) weiqun friends - if any
10) Meiqing
11) Erly
The closing date is 30th March. Quick quick sign up.
Gin ah! Gin ah!
It's been a long time since anyone wrote anything here. Let's warm up things a little here.
For a start, please sign up for the Kelong trip here by replying to this post. The details of the trip can be found at the link above (Just Click on the title).
Date: 14th-15th April 2007 or 21st-22nd April (sat morning till Sunday evening)
Venue: Kelong in between P.Sibu and Mainland Malaysia
Costs: $69 exlcuding transport
Attractions: Snorkelling, Meals etc.... included. Mahjong, Playstations and Fishing are also available.
Transportation costs: Depending on the number of people going. The more the cheaper.
The confirmed personnels going are:
1) Weiqun (Only can make it on the 21st-22nd April)
2) Jinsheng
3) Henry
4) Zhiying
5) Weijie
6) Doreen
7) Alex
8) Shaowei
People who yet to confirm attendance:
1) Bijun
2) Fengxia
3) Evonne
4) Zhusheng
5) Shuyun
6) Yusheng
7) Yusheng's gf
8) Henry's friends - if any
9) weiqun friends - if any
10) Meiqing
11) Erly
The closing date is 30th March. Quick quick sign up.
Gin ah! Gin ah!
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Ubin Adventure
You people out there! Hear this.......
It's adventure time again. This time we'll be going to Pulau Ubin for a never experienced before cycling trip. Haaa.........
Date: 16 dec 2006 (Saturday)
Time: 930am
Venue: Bedok MRT station
Attendance: who are you waiting for? Sign up now lah
Bring all your friends and your scandal there
we'll definitely have lots of fun.
See ya there!
It's adventure time again. This time we'll be going to Pulau Ubin for a never experienced before cycling trip. Haaa.........
Date: 16 dec 2006 (Saturday)
Time: 930am
Venue: Bedok MRT station
Attendance: who are you waiting for? Sign up now lah
Bring all your friends and your scandal there
we'll definitely have lots of fun.
See ya there!
Monday, December 11, 2006
Xmas Gathering!
As promised, we'll have an xmas gathering!
Since Henry will only be back on 21 Dec, I suggest we have it after xmas.
Anyone has any venue to suggest? Anyone's house? xD
Since Henry will only be back on 21 Dec, I suggest we have it after xmas.
Anyone has any venue to suggest? Anyone's house? xD
Thursday, November 30, 2006
The 2e4 Black Book
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the Test to Find Out.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Kukup 2D1N escapade
Attention attention!
It's time to report strength for the first ever END-OF-THE-YEAR escapade! This time we are going to kukup, a 2D1N affair that is going to take place on 16-17 dec (sat and Sunday). We'll depart on saturday morning and arriving back singapore sunday evening. Are you all Game for it?
The cost is only around 50 plus, including meals and accomodation on one of a kind kelong. You know the place where fishes live right below your feet and where you might really catch big fishes with just scoop of a net.
So far i have only left a few seats up for grab. Please hurry up and sign up here as seats are first come first serve.
It's time to report strength for the first ever END-OF-THE-YEAR escapade! This time we are going to kukup, a 2D1N affair that is going to take place on 16-17 dec (sat and Sunday). We'll depart on saturday morning and arriving back singapore sunday evening. Are you all Game for it?
The cost is only around 50 plus, including meals and accomodation on one of a kind kelong. You know the place where fishes live right below your feet and where you might really catch big fishes with just scoop of a net.
So far i have only left a few seats up for grab. Please hurry up and sign up here as seats are first come first serve.
Friday, November 24, 2006
free bird at last!
Whee!!!! Princess Skycloud has finished her exams at last!! She's feeling so lethargic after chionging 6 consecutive papers! Thank you all Princes & Princesses for all your luck!
It's time to decide what's up for Xmas!
It's time to decide what's up for Xmas!
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
exams!
send me all ur luck!
need them all =X
Counting down..
15 Nov - Principles of Economics
16 Nov 5pm - 7pm => Computer Networks
17 Nov 2.30pm - 4.30pm => Advanced Algorithms
20 Nov 1pm - 3pm => Neural Networks
21 Nov 9am - 11am => Computer Architecture
22 Nov 9am - 11am => Cryptography and Network Security
Edited on 18 Nov 10am
edited on 20 Nov 8.30pm
edited on 21 Nov 10.45pm
yay last paper tmr!!! the most-feared paper! oh read this entry of mine.
need them all =X
Counting down..
22 Nov 9am - 11am => Cryptography and Network Security
Edited on 18 Nov 10am
edited on 20 Nov 8.30pm
edited on 21 Nov 10.45pm
yay last paper tmr!!! the most-feared paper! oh read this entry of mine.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
I thought I was living in the palace ..
Heh hey!!! I'm back home much much earlier than the guys bcoz I din stay for the chalet lah!
Think the guys are enjoying themselves now! ahahahha
Wanna thank the guys for organising this chalet! And special thanks to them for making us girls feel like princess-es tonight! Yeah man.. the world has changed! It's no longer the girls standing by the pit doing the bbq-ing. *winkz*
All we girls did.. were to arrive promptly, sit at the table, wait for food to be served, get entertained by the guys while drinking some wine, while having the guys taking turns to fan us. whaahhahaha! Shiok eh!
Alright! Some photos I took with my camera!
The wines that we drank..
Being bo-liao, I got Henry to pose for the camera while eating the ice-cream! *lolx*
Till the next update.. wait till Mr Peh gets back! More photos from his camera!
This is Princess Skycloud signing off..
Think the guys are enjoying themselves now! ahahahha
Wanna thank the guys for organising this chalet! And special thanks to them for making us girls feel like princess-es tonight! Yeah man.. the world has changed! It's no longer the girls standing by the pit doing the bbq-ing. *winkz*
All we girls did.. were to arrive promptly, sit at the table, wait for food to be served, get entertained by the guys while drinking some wine, while having the guys taking turns to fan us. whaahhahaha! Shiok eh!
Alright! Some photos I took with my camera!
The wines that we drank..
Being bo-liao, I got Henry to pose for the camera while eating the ice-cream! *lolx*
Till the next update.. wait till Mr Peh gets back! More photos from his camera!
This is Princess Skycloud signing off..
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
We are crazy people
One day of excitement, heart beating and faster ticking of the time, we finally cool our heads down and said goodbye to all the 38-ing, gossiping of yesterday. Hey dudes... all u dudes out there, it's hard but I must tell this to all of u out there. I have been unofficially banned from writing anythin here on this blog and any extra characters, any extra word I'm writin now, it poses extra threat to me. Imagine.. each word is another dig nearer to my own grave.. I miss u all and I really hope I will have the chance to see u all again next time.. see u all here with myself sittin n writtin n entertainin n eating snakes. I hope that will happen again.. Pray for me.. I love u all!!
Back to the main topic.. ignore wat the mad siao ting tong said above, a siao man says siao words.. that's what they say and it makes sense. A siao man has siao frenz.. ya of coz. No doubths ya. So a siao man's words is actually negliable and we can actually ignore these words. Dun believe? Coz if u believe in a siao man's word, that will make u a siao man too. Siao man = sian man. Hmmm... the algebra's correct, make sense! I can see u noddin ur head with me too le.
Every seconds ticking away... haha.. are we wasting our life?
Back to the main topic.. ignore wat the mad siao ting tong said above, a siao man says siao words.. that's what they say and it makes sense. A siao man has siao frenz.. ya of coz. No doubths ya. So a siao man's words is actually negliable and we can actually ignore these words. Dun believe? Coz if u believe in a siao man's word, that will make u a siao man too. Siao man = sian man. Hmmm... the algebra's correct, make sense! I can see u noddin ur head with me too le.
Every seconds ticking away... haha.. are we wasting our life?
Monday, October 09, 2006
Disclaimer
Hi everyone,
Its been a while since Mr Peh has spoken and now is the time for me to re-enter the postings.
In view of the political and social sensitivities surrounding us at the moment, i would like to make a disclaimer for The 2e4 Black Book....
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
Its been a while since Mr Peh has spoken and now is the time for me to re-enter the postings.
In view of the political and social sensitivities surrounding us at the moment, i would like to make a disclaimer for The 2e4 Black Book....
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
- All names mentioned are fictatious and that any similarity or resemblence are completely and absolutely coincidental.
- All ratings and rankings are based on judges who are also fictatious and are in no way representative or indicative of any real life events.
- All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.
- Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.
- Lastly, NHSS2e4 is really not Shaowei.....
Thank you.
Best regards,
Mr Peh
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Latest Update
Hi all
It's been a while since anybody wrote down anything in this blog so here's the latest update on what is going on in the 2E4 Circle... Ok, I'll make this a short one so that nobody will say I'm eating snakes at work again. Wo shi zhen de fu chu wo de ai to work, ok...? Ha! Ha! Ha! why u laugh like a crow? ok, enuf rubbish, let's carry on with the new. Btw, snakes taste good..
Riesling
Headline.. though it already happened quite some time back le but I think I still oughtha note it down for those who don't know. Riesling has been bought and carried off the shelf! Yes.. which means.. the dark horse has been disqualified from the BB Idols 2006. She will be out of the revival round as well. So the only contestants left now are... hot favorite Merlot, safety Sauvignon Blanc and the controversial Chardonnay. Pls stay tune for BB Idols 2006.
Stadium Renovation
The stadium for hosting BB Idols is currently under renovation. Thus there's no BB Idols last week and the stadium is expected to be under renovation at least until this Saturday.
Sientz
It is reported that one of our NHSS 2E4 Club member is having a fling with someone called Sientz. However, not everyone is taking the same subject and exam paper. Thus all of us faces different question. Hmmm.. don't understand? Ask Sientz.
That's all le.. I'm quite the busy coz busy eating snakes. No mood to write much too... See ya all next time... Work hard...
It's been a while since anybody wrote down anything in this blog so here's the latest update on what is going on in the 2E4 Circle... Ok, I'll make this a short one so that nobody will say I'm eating snakes at work again. Wo shi zhen de fu chu wo de ai to work, ok...? Ha! Ha! Ha! why u laugh like a crow? ok, enuf rubbish, let's carry on with the new. Btw, snakes taste good..
Riesling
Headline.. though it already happened quite some time back le but I think I still oughtha note it down for those who don't know. Riesling has been bought and carried off the shelf! Yes.. which means.. the dark horse has been disqualified from the BB Idols 2006. She will be out of the revival round as well. So the only contestants left now are... hot favorite Merlot, safety Sauvignon Blanc and the controversial Chardonnay. Pls stay tune for BB Idols 2006.
Stadium Renovation
The stadium for hosting BB Idols is currently under renovation. Thus there's no BB Idols last week and the stadium is expected to be under renovation at least until this Saturday.
Sientz
It is reported that one of our NHSS 2E4 Club member is having a fling with someone called Sientz. However, not everyone is taking the same subject and exam paper. Thus all of us faces different question. Hmmm.. don't understand? Ask Sientz.
That's all le.. I'm quite the busy coz busy eating snakes. No mood to write much too... See ya all next time... Work hard...
Friday, September 29, 2006
The Thierry Horny Formula
Yo dudes..
I'm back again.. Like wat the great Maurinhno says, please bring your guns..! If you ain't got any bullets, it's still ok. Most important is you gotta bring your guns. You never will know when you will need it for a shoot. When the time comes, your bullets will automatically appear. No problem, dudes, we are the cowboy, just take a deep breathe, take your aim, take your best shot.
The above advice you have just read is based on some equations that the great mathematician has worked out. Not satisfied? There's still more.. but this time, it will be great words from a different mouth, from a different mathematician. Thierry Horny.. Horny spent 5 years in France researchin on how to make a woman pregnant without firing a shot. He came to Singapore this September and has been very kind to share us some of his solutions and publications. According to the French scientist, there's 3 ways..
Ok, first way for making a woman pregnant without firing a shot is to fire a shot with 1/3 of your ammo!! It sounds a bit contradicting but no.. it's not. His explanation... According to the 3 ways he has here, it's "3 ways = woman pregnant". At the other side of the equation, we all know that firing a shot straight into the hole will cause a woman to be pregnant. Thus "3 ways = woman pregnant" and "firing a shot = woman pregnant". Thus we can easily conclude that "3 ways = firing a shot". We further divide the equation by 3 "3 ways/3 = firing a shot/3". Thus "1 way = firing 33.333% of your ammo". Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation. OK.. thus the first way will be firing a shot not with 100% of your ammo, but with 33.333% of your ammo. Note that it should be 33.333%. But.. here's the tricky part.. 33.333% x 3 = 99.999%. SOOOO.. where has the 0.001% of sperm went to? Hmmm.. it has evaporated.
Here's the 2nd way according to Horny. Put your ammo into that woman's glasses of water. Once she drinks it... that's it.. woooohoooo... we have a baby. This will be easier to understand. "Shooting into a hole = pregnant"... "Mouth = hole". Thus "Mouth = pregnant". Wooohooo.. now everyone with a mouth is pregnant. You are pregnant, I am pregnant too. Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.
Finally, we have reach the last way. It is to apply some of your jam to the japanese bread.. Once the woman has her menstruation.. Bingo!! We have a baby!! Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.
Ok.. that's all folks.. above is the 3 formula that Dr. Thierry Horny has worked out to serve the world better. His contibution to mankind, to the earth, to the sun, to the moon will forever be remembered... So let's all give him a big sound of Wooohooo. One, two, three! "Wooooohooooo" I thank you on behalf of Horny, I know he will be touched. ok, everybody let's get back to work.. no more nonsence during office hour.
Once again, who am i? I'm the great mathematician, Maurinhno... Yeah, it's true. Nothing wrong. It's an equation.
I'm back again.. Like wat the great Maurinhno says, please bring your guns..! If you ain't got any bullets, it's still ok. Most important is you gotta bring your guns. You never will know when you will need it for a shoot. When the time comes, your bullets will automatically appear. No problem, dudes, we are the cowboy, just take a deep breathe, take your aim, take your best shot.
The above advice you have just read is based on some equations that the great mathematician has worked out. Not satisfied? There's still more.. but this time, it will be great words from a different mouth, from a different mathematician. Thierry Horny.. Horny spent 5 years in France researchin on how to make a woman pregnant without firing a shot. He came to Singapore this September and has been very kind to share us some of his solutions and publications. According to the French scientist, there's 3 ways..
Ok, first way for making a woman pregnant without firing a shot is to fire a shot with 1/3 of your ammo!! It sounds a bit contradicting but no.. it's not. His explanation... According to the 3 ways he has here, it's "3 ways = woman pregnant". At the other side of the equation, we all know that firing a shot straight into the hole will cause a woman to be pregnant. Thus "3 ways = woman pregnant" and "firing a shot = woman pregnant". Thus we can easily conclude that "3 ways = firing a shot". We further divide the equation by 3 "3 ways/3 = firing a shot/3". Thus "1 way = firing 33.333% of your ammo". Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation. OK.. thus the first way will be firing a shot not with 100% of your ammo, but with 33.333% of your ammo. Note that it should be 33.333%. But.. here's the tricky part.. 33.333% x 3 = 99.999%. SOOOO.. where has the 0.001% of sperm went to? Hmmm.. it has evaporated.
Here's the 2nd way according to Horny. Put your ammo into that woman's glasses of water. Once she drinks it... that's it.. woooohoooo... we have a baby. This will be easier to understand. "Shooting into a hole = pregnant"... "Mouth = hole". Thus "Mouth = pregnant". Wooohooo.. now everyone with a mouth is pregnant. You are pregnant, I am pregnant too. Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.
Finally, we have reach the last way. It is to apply some of your jam to the japanese bread.. Once the woman has her menstruation.. Bingo!! We have a baby!! Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.
Ok.. that's all folks.. above is the 3 formula that Dr. Thierry Horny has worked out to serve the world better. His contibution to mankind, to the earth, to the sun, to the moon will forever be remembered... So let's all give him a big sound of Wooohooo. One, two, three! "Wooooohooooo" I thank you on behalf of Horny, I know he will be touched. ok, everybody let's get back to work.. no more nonsence during office hour.
Once again, who am i? I'm the great mathematician, Maurinhno... Yeah, it's true. Nothing wrong. It's an equation.
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