The Story of the ...... RAIN.......

Someone told me after the Rain just now:

" Life is just like an episode of Rain. You do not know when it starts and never know when it will stop."

I guess what's he trying to say to me is:

Once there was a man who became frustrated because he was caught in the rain unncessarily. And suddenly not long after he walked across the road, the rain stopped. It caused him to wonder: What happened? Why the rain stopped so fast when it was raining so heavily like 10 mins ago? And the someone said: Haha........ Life is just like the rain just now, so unpredictable. Come on Boss, I treat you a Glass of Avocardo. But in the end, the someone didn't buy anyone any juice leh..... Chey....

Then, the someone went over to Queensway shopping centre saying he wanted to buy a soccer ball. Went into many shops but still cannot decide what to get till the choice is down to 2 kinds of adidas soccer ball. One fiery red ball which will almost assure the someone of scoring every game day VS another seemingly more durable ball. There was so much confusion between the 2 balls that the someone declared: Aiya, dun buy today lah. think buy on saturday better. IF my present ball spoilt liao, I still have another one! Oh well, the someone is RIGHT! of course man, every man has a pair of balls, even if one is down, there's another to substitute hor? But hopefully, the someone has done enough maintainance on his other ball. Dun let it bounce too much or it cannot function properly, then when it's required for him to shoot, it just cannot PENG. If lucky, maybe shoot the POST ah, worse still Shoot so far out to outer space.

Fortunately,there was a purchase right before he left the shopping centre. And the final choice is the more durable one and he added: I Dun care if i can score every game day, I JUST WANT a MORE DURABLE BALL. I DUN CARE leh!

That's the end of the story.

Try Harder Next Time

The soccer today was competitive, the challengers are monkeys (maybe Henry's relative) from Ulu Ulu mountains who only knew how to harass opposition with the dirtiest gamesmanship. They played hard, tried to squeeze our balls whenever we had the ball. They played dirty, trying to stick their cock into our arses whenever we are attacking.
BUT, for all their effort, they lack the leadership of the King Monkey, Henry. They cannot penetrate deep enough to shoot cos maybe their cock are too short (jus speculating). With the stamina of monkeys, they faded after 2 rounds of human soccer. Now the King takes over and with minimal effort, glides past all monkey challengers with such ease, u would have tot we were spreading cheese (a bit cold, i know, wahahaha) and created the 1st goal. The spectators outside tried to restore the monkey confidence by throwing in bananas into the court but the monkeys were juz melting under the not-so-hot sun. The bananas were wasted and they monkeys got no supplement, now they really panicked. Many passes went astray, no King Monkey gave them clear directions. This allowed the outstanding humans to attack them, sliced them up piece by piece. In the end, the monkeys were no match for the humans and lost 6-1 or 5-1 (didnt really keep track).
They human team would welcome the monkey challengers anytime cos all humans need some work out. Maybe they could eat more bananas 1st before challenging us or try to recruit King Henry as their leader. But all in all, try harder next time monkeys!!!! Wahahahaha.

Merry Christmas

MErry MerrY Christmas to all! Best Wishes for the new Year.

Stay Healthy and happy always!

Weiqun

Carrot Will Be Treating Again

Yeah man, let us all congratulate Carrot Tan and like what Weiquh said with his crazy laughter, "Let's continue to tickle". So Carrot Tan, when will be the next treat to celebrate your 1st Class Honours?

BTW, everyone, feel free to write in any funny essays or stories and I will put it up at the side as a link... Keep it coming...

One last thing, who the hell is Chang Er?? "I am an intruder from galaxy 17317319864. I am unmasked hero and i am here to save this world!" For more details, take a look at this previous post. We know who the intruder from outer space is now and who the king of pussy is... so just who is the mysterious chang er.

Congrats to Carrot Henry

It is hereby certified that Tan Weida, Henry, having satisfied the requirements prescribed by the Statute (like tickle tickle all lecturers and classmates) and having been awarded 1st Class Honours in the Final Examination was admitted to the Degree of Bachelor of Accountancy on 27th June 2005.
Impressive sia, lets us all congratulate Mr Tan on such a phenomenal achievement!! Keep up the tickling!!

Nice Shot

But seriously speaking, that was a nice pic of u singing weiqun!! haha. Oso, ur ke xi bu shi ni left us all catching for breath!! looking forward to the next crazy outing!!! wahahaha

Poking Hands

Why you wanna poke me? Stupid Shaowei!

Special Report: Dinner At Rong Gunag

The birthday pair a.k.a. Carrots of December, Alex and Henry



The famous Rong Guang economic rice for the late comers



Taiwan star, Joseph, presenting his merchandise to Henry and Alex.
His secret manual and the multi purpose Yin Guan Dai



Cheers! The grape juice...



Turning the KTV Upside down



Project Superstar 2006 finalist, Chua Weiquh


Click here for more of last nite's action

The Editor
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P.S. we are currently looking for an editor to write a detail report about this outing

Soccer Talk Week 2

Yes! It's this week's edition of Soccer Talk again! Last week, it's Inter Milan. This week, which team should it be? Henry is writing in to request for the 2E4 team to be showcased as Barcelona, but I think I'm going to stick to the Italian edition as it is the region I know best, maybe the only region. I will leave the Spanish and English edition to somebody else.

BUT... to make it up, this week will not only be on the Italian affairs, it's going to be the World Dream Team!

Formation - Diamond 4-4-2

GK. Nick as Gianluigi Buffon (Italy)

CB. Peng Tiong as Roberto Carlos (Brazil)
CB. Wenqi as Alessandro Nesta (Italy)
CB. Gerald as Fabio Cannavaro (Italy)
RM. Henry as Paolo Maldini (Italy)


DM. Alex as Patrick Viera (France)
LM. Weiquh as Francesco Totti (Italy)
RM. Junyang as Javier Zanetti (Argentina)
CM. Jinsheng as Zinede Zidane (France)


CF. Weijie as Christian Vieri (Italy)
CF. Shaowei as Adriy Shevchenko (Ukraine)

Sports Editor
2E4 Sports Commitee

I Am Healthy Too

Health is most important in your life. Having a high focus on health indicates that you are very health-conscious and you realize that if you don't have your health, you have nothing. You are devoted to living healthy. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

CONFIRM Dinner @RONG GUANG Ulu Pandan 530pm

IT's Confirmed!!! Time set @530pm Venue @ Rong Guang (Ulu Pandan)
After that, KTV for all, courtesy of Henry, the big boss big.

Please try not to be late. Thanks Everyone for your kind attention.
See ya there.

Shaowei, please bring the gifts along. Otherwise no dinner for you POS. Haa...........

Intruder alert

I am an intruder from galaxy 17317319864. I am unmasked hero and i am here to save this world!

I m healthY!!

Health is most important in your life. Having a high focus on health indicates that you are very health-conscious and you realize that if you don't have your health, you have nothing. You are devoted to living healthy.

Important things in life

Career is most important in your life. Having a high focus on career indicates that you are extremely focused on furthering you career right now. You don't mind working late at the office or sucking up to your boss because you know it will pay off soon. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Mini gathering on Sat 17th Dec

Hi Peeps, Anyone wants to come out for a meal this saturday?
Far East shopping centre Wasabei Teh?
Anyone?

Pls reply to his post. Thanks!

Soccer Talk

It's soccer time again! Every week, we will be showcasing the 2E4 team as a club or a national team. This week, for the first time, we will be featuring our team as: Inter Milan!
Formation 3-5-2

GK. Nick as Francesco Toldo

CB. Wenqi as Sinisa Mihajlovic
CB. Peng Tiong as Marco Materazzi
CB. Gerald as Walter Samuel

LM. Shaowei as Luis Figo
CM. Alex as Esteban Cambiasso
CM. Jinsheng as Juan Veron
CM. Junyang as Christian Zanetti
RM. Henry as Javier Zanetti

CF. Weijie as Leite Adriano
CF. Weiquh as Julio Cruz

Please send in comments about the team.

Sports Editor

2E4 Sports Commitee

Wenqi is A Gu Niang!

To Henry's question on the 3 possibilities: I would choose (a) & (c) but also possibly (b) but unlikely.

Anyway, I think the poll is unfair, cos these 3 are rather typical of Wenqi and is generally true for him so any choice among the 3 would put the reader in a tight spot. Haaa...........

Well, let's put this aside. May I just ask for when will the dinner @ Rong Guang? Can we put it at friday 16th May? Cos I know weijie is free, he has something on at 17th and 18th. What about the rest? Henry, Alex, shaowei, Jinsheng and THE "Gu Niang"???

Can we please have a concensus quick? The time is ticking fast away.

Chapter 1: Who Is Debbie?

"Debbie Debbie Debbie...!" The fans are shouting at the sideline.

Ah Hock slided in but a simple chip and before Ah Hock knew anything, Debbie had already dribbled past him.

Next came Linyou. A superb burst of speed from Debbie and the bird man, Linyou, gave chase. Too fast for him... and in a few little seconds, Debbie was already a few metres away from him. It left Linyou screaming "Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!" while still unable to catch up with that lightning Debbie pace.

Pah Siao and Pah Xiong came next! This time it's two against one and the Pah brothers were confident that they can stop this tanned, sexy, skillful, cute, sweet, long hair, short hair, busty, airport Debbie... Yes, remember the fans were still shouting "Debbie Debbie". Among them was the pong pong team leader Henry too. "Pah Xiao!" screamed Pah Xiong. "Pah Xiong!" scream Pah Xiao but before they knew anything, they had already collided into each other. Debbie was long gone. "Pah Xaio~~" cried Pah Xiong. "Pah Xiong~~" cried Pah Xiao. Though the words were still the same, their tone, totally different. They were crying. The collision was so heavy that it sent Pah Xiong and Pah Xiao flying a few feets away. Of course, there was sperm dripping off Pah Xiao's mouth.

It's open. One-on-one with the keeper. The keeper, Kelin! Sherm AKA Sperm was shouting for the ball. "Debbie! Right! Right!" But Debbie couldn't hear anything else but only "I will score this goal." Bang! A power shot from Debbie towards Kelin! Kelin shouted "Damn!" and fired a "Gui Pai Qi Gong!". However, the Debbie power shot was too strong that it sent Kelin into the net as well. Kelin's final wish. "No. 18, revenge me but first, COllect the dragon balls and revive me...

"Goal!~~~ Debbie shouted and celebrate! The fans burst!! A legend was borned!!! Debbie ran and ran... while something else bounced and bounced. Yes, it's the soccer ball bouncing. Of course it's the soccer ball. What else?

To be continued...

Who isn't free?

Who's not free on this saturday? If not, post free days here. saturdays i guess.

I'm Free Tonight

Yo, I'm free tonight. Your treat. Thanks in advance.

Harlow everyone!

Seems that the mood nowadays is rather happening ah. So many events coming on and individually people are also busying with their stuff. Gosh, is this a sign of maturing into the society where all work and play becomes a luxury?

Man, got to come out for a meal this weekend. Anyone free?

News Update: Rong Guang Clinches Deal

Sources have confirmed that Rong Guang has clinched the contract to hold tomorrow multi million dollar event. So it's going to be the crabs and prawns and yes, of course, sting rays! Banzai! Long life! Come on, more people signed in please to join me... banzai...!

The Editor

NHSS 2E4