Hi All Super Heroes
Here's a round up of the birthday celebration for our Kangaroo Man, Weiqun!! For those who are present, let's recap the actions that day and for those who miss it, here's what happened!!
1st Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Alex, Fengxia, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy
As planned, we went to The House!! Initially, Alex and gang had secured Ben and Jerry for ice cream but in the end, final location, we moved to The House. Sorry to those who needed an ice cream session, here comes the weird and expensive cocktails and yes of course, the one meter long Weiqun's sausage. Yes, cut and put inside a metal box, the one meter sausage is shared by all and specially relished by its very owner, Weiqun. The cocktails there are really weird in my opinion and there is one called the Manhattan which taste like nothing but a glass of alcohol. The lord save the world by gulping the whole glass down after getting forfeited. Of course, the face and buttock turns red in an instant. Amen.
Overall, the place was a good one for gathering since we got ourselves a glass room and we are free to shout and walk about as much as we want in it. The only minus is that we were too near to the speaker which caused our body to trance with the music throughout the whole 3 hours session. Expenditure sums up to about $250, a bit costly but if you include the room in, then it's pretty resaonable. To make the money worth, our monkey king even vandalized the room by leaving some of his words with paint.. Truely masterpiece.
Here's the action replayed for that day!! Alex and Fengxia were forced to annouced wat they did at nite on the proposal day, Yusheng and Liting were lost in the woods of dempsey but managed to come in time for a piece of the kangaroo's sausage.
The birthday wish from our Kangaroo? He's hoping every year will be the same but opt out to annouce his wish as he thinks it will not come true if it comes out of the mouth of the person who wish it. In the end, we force him to perform a kiss with BJ in front of the whole gang. "LJ LJ LJ LJ" we shouted follow by "BJ BJ BJ BJ". Haha... we totally destroyed The House.
2nd Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy, Zinc, Aluminium
2nd Half was the Dynasty Classics!! For all of you who thinks we are going there for Lulu, Cindy and etc, you are wrong. We brought our very own gals and they proved to be better looking than the Dynasty warriors there. The place was separated into 2 halves: one for the sleazy old men, the other for the family ktv. Of coz, we went to the family session, though the guys would love to sneak into the sleazy corner only to be pulled back by the ears with the hands of their gf.
So it was the usual singing session but no, this time the room was as big as your living room and it onli costs us less than $10 bucks! How cheap can it go? Byebye, party world. The speaker was a bit dissappointing though compared to party world. Nevertheless it was a good experience.
Our birthday boy sings us a few of his songs and not forgetting our Mr. Ji Ba Pan.. Ji Ba Pan.. And finally, our pussy opened its hole to sing after the let down at Ngee Ann Alumni. And mamasan Dor intro zinc and aluminium to us. Ocassionally, the guys will sneak into the toilet to catch a glimpse of wat is happening in the sleazy corner.
So long for the review. With this, I shall declare this outing a success!!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
BB Idols 2nd Semi Final
Dear All,
The BB Idols Semi Finals will be held on June 14 2008 at East Coast Park Area G at Pit 77. Whether this will be a successful conquer or an aborted mission all depends on you! The power is in your hands! Are you ready to make it happen??
The heart of the action is at Area G, closer to the National Sailing Centre rather than the more popular Marine Cove. But I guess we all can have some nice tanned bronzed sporty sailor babes besides the contestants right? J Added bonus is that there will not be any pesky children screaming and shouting their lungs out! Monkey watching & catching opportunities wise, I’m not sure, cause I’m not familiar with the battleground either. Any comrades have any prior experiences?? :D
All judges will be going under the pretext of BBQ men so that you all can show off how macho you are. Bare upper torsos are optional. J I’m not sure if the guest appearance of the Triumph bikini will be present. Just gotta keep our fingers crossed ok?
Frankly speakly, only Ms Triumph is okay looking and available. The other 2 okay looking ones are already reserved. One is married while the other has a steady BF liao…
And one good looking babe is reserved by yours truly already~ :p (Must say this, else kenna hantam for wanting to bio sailor babes)
So guys, interested? The choice is in yours. The power is in your hands!!
Details,
Date: June 14 2008
Place: East Coast Park Area G
Time: 1700
Estimated Budget: $20-25
On Behalf Of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
The BB Idols Semi Finals will be held on June 14 2008 at East Coast Park Area G at Pit 77. Whether this will be a successful conquer or an aborted mission all depends on you! The power is in your hands! Are you ready to make it happen??
The heart of the action is at Area G, closer to the National Sailing Centre rather than the more popular Marine Cove. But I guess we all can have some nice tanned bronzed sporty sailor babes besides the contestants right? J Added bonus is that there will not be any pesky children screaming and shouting their lungs out! Monkey watching & catching opportunities wise, I’m not sure, cause I’m not familiar with the battleground either. Any comrades have any prior experiences?? :D
All judges will be going under the pretext of BBQ men so that you all can show off how macho you are. Bare upper torsos are optional. J I’m not sure if the guest appearance of the Triumph bikini will be present. Just gotta keep our fingers crossed ok?
Frankly speakly, only Ms Triumph is okay looking and available. The other 2 okay looking ones are already reserved. One is married while the other has a steady BF liao…
And one good looking babe is reserved by yours truly already~ :p (Must say this, else kenna hantam for wanting to bio sailor babes)
So guys, interested? The choice is in yours. The power is in your hands!!
Details,
Date: June 14 2008
Place: East Coast Park Area G
Time: 1700
Estimated Budget: $20-25
On Behalf Of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
IDOLS 2008 Preliminary Round 1
IDOLS 2008
Ladies and Gentleman... Boys and Girls... Birds and Wolves...
Here's the long awaited updates on yesterday's preliminary round. Hosted by the Lord, he had brought in 2 angels into the competition. Woo yeah... They are... F and J. If you take the time to combine their name together, they become a FJ. Woo yeah... I can see the nose bleeds all there now. Oh.. its on the head level now and please wipe the sperm that's drooping out of your mouth. Let's start!!
Background
Here's a brief summary of what's going on. We were basically at 14B! Yeah... not 34C or 38D.. it's 14B! Pitstop cafe at Boat Quay. What are you thinking.. you tico! The sperm are coming out from your nose now. Here's the attendance: First up of course it's the host, Frankie the Lord, follow by his 2 angels F and J.. Amen... Here's the super heroes list: Lizard Man, Gu Niang, Pussy Cat Dolls, 40GB and Mr. Peh. Yeah.. For a brief description of 14B.. it's actually a quiet place where you can play games and watch girls zaogeng... something similar to The Traveller...
Contestant 1: F
Summary:
This is what you have been waiting for.. rite..? Hey hey.. your ears.. got sperm liao. Wooyeah.. Now to the angel.. This lady F is categorised under the SYT category. Sweet Young Thing! She's an Erly lookalike. I dunnoe how to spell Erly. First impression fallen on Lizard man and 40GB is "Isn't this Erly?". Nevertheless, in my opinion, she's much sweeter, much younger, much joyful Woohoo she's an Erly Version 2. Great dimples she has too. Yes.. dimples, you kuku, not nipples
Woohoo:
Plus point for F is of course her youth, her sweetness and she's pretty without a doubt. She's quite calm in my opinion too and seems to be confident of herself. A great eye candy!
Booboo:
However a rose always has its thorn. The Gucci bag sitting by her side will sent shivers and sweat down every guys.. the big G! yeah.. it's not G-string, it's big G. Secondly, when we were about to leave, Version 2 decided to take a cab home. Seems to be a big spender and for the heroes out there, do prepare to part with your wallet if you want to vote for her.
Overall:As mentioned, she's an expensive eye candy! But I know you guys out there got a way to workaround it. Overall score is still above average because of good attitude and friendliness.
Vote F at this number:
1800-8377466-2 (1800-VERSION-2)
Contestant 2: J
Summary:
Hey.. your hair is wet... and sticky.. your penis hair is oozing sperm now. Here's angel
number 2.. J. Categorised into the Wild thing. Her style is an exact opposite of F. Nevertheless, skin is still white and smooth with mesmerizing eyes. Great tongue too and there's always a gap between her shirt and pants. And her stomach area is as fair n smooth as her face.. ok.. I shall describe no more. There's sperm on your ceiling now.
Woohoo:
Plus point for J is I think she looks sexy. Most probably because she's walking the wild lu xian. Her communication style is very cordial and boyish too and thus will make a very good chatter. She's the only person who call us the super heores!! Here's the headlines.. when we were coming down the stair from 14B, she accidentally dropped her cardigan behind on the stairs.. Guess who's the lucky man who pick it up?? You are right! It's not a man. It's a pussy! A pussy took the cardigan up and smell at the breasts area.. Yeah.. so the lucky winner get to chat with the wild thing on the way to MRT. Woohoo.. Another plus point is she seems to be a girl who's willing to spend and save wisely.
Booboo:
So far her performance has been quite good. However, she does gave a feeling of not wanting to settle down and at times, she does show a bit of lack of confidence.
Overall:Can't forget the white... She's sexy and friendly. Performed above average and will be an entertaining and good buddy to have.
Vote J at this number:
1800-9453-84464 (1800-WILD-THING)
But there's not all... to sum things up, we have a near 10 pointer waitress at 14B wearing tight polo T and shorts.. So we have an all in one. A SYT, a wild thing and a waitress!!
So after the summary, I declared this mission a SUCCESS! Thumbs up for the lord!!
Finally the disclaimer..
Disclaimer
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
1. All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.2. Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.
Ladies and Gentleman... Boys and Girls... Birds and Wolves...
Here's the long awaited updates on yesterday's preliminary round. Hosted by the Lord, he had brought in 2 angels into the competition. Woo yeah... They are... F and J. If you take the time to combine their name together, they become a FJ. Woo yeah... I can see the nose bleeds all there now. Oh.. its on the head level now and please wipe the sperm that's drooping out of your mouth. Let's start!!
Background
Here's a brief summary of what's going on. We were basically at 14B! Yeah... not 34C or 38D.. it's 14B! Pitstop cafe at Boat Quay. What are you thinking.. you tico! The sperm are coming out from your nose now. Here's the attendance: First up of course it's the host, Frankie the Lord, follow by his 2 angels F and J.. Amen... Here's the super heroes list: Lizard Man, Gu Niang, Pussy Cat Dolls, 40GB and Mr. Peh. Yeah.. For a brief description of 14B.. it's actually a quiet place where you can play games and watch girls zaogeng... something similar to The Traveller...
Contestant 1: F
Summary:
This is what you have been waiting for.. rite..? Hey hey.. your ears.. got sperm liao. Wooyeah.. Now to the angel.. This lady F is categorised under the SYT category. Sweet Young Thing! She's an Erly lookalike. I dunnoe how to spell Erly. First impression fallen on Lizard man and 40GB is "Isn't this Erly?". Nevertheless, in my opinion, she's much sweeter, much younger, much joyful Woohoo she's an Erly Version 2. Great dimples she has too. Yes.. dimples, you kuku, not nipples
Woohoo:
Plus point for F is of course her youth, her sweetness and she's pretty without a doubt. She's quite calm in my opinion too and seems to be confident of herself. A great eye candy!
Booboo:
However a rose always has its thorn. The Gucci bag sitting by her side will sent shivers and sweat down every guys.. the big G! yeah.. it's not G-string, it's big G. Secondly, when we were about to leave, Version 2 decided to take a cab home. Seems to be a big spender and for the heroes out there, do prepare to part with your wallet if you want to vote for her.
Overall:As mentioned, she's an expensive eye candy! But I know you guys out there got a way to workaround it. Overall score is still above average because of good attitude and friendliness.
Vote F at this number:
1800-8377466-2 (1800-VERSION-2)
Contestant 2: J
Summary:
Hey.. your hair is wet... and sticky.. your penis hair is oozing sperm now. Here's angel
number 2.. J. Categorised into the Wild thing. Her style is an exact opposite of F. Nevertheless, skin is still white and smooth with mesmerizing eyes. Great tongue too and there's always a gap between her shirt and pants. And her stomach area is as fair n smooth as her face.. ok.. I shall describe no more. There's sperm on your ceiling now.
Woohoo:
Plus point for J is I think she looks sexy. Most probably because she's walking the wild lu xian. Her communication style is very cordial and boyish too and thus will make a very good chatter. She's the only person who call us the super heores!! Here's the headlines.. when we were coming down the stair from 14B, she accidentally dropped her cardigan behind on the stairs.. Guess who's the lucky man who pick it up?? You are right! It's not a man. It's a pussy! A pussy took the cardigan up and smell at the breasts area.. Yeah.. so the lucky winner get to chat with the wild thing on the way to MRT. Woohoo.. Another plus point is she seems to be a girl who's willing to spend and save wisely.
Booboo:
So far her performance has been quite good. However, she does gave a feeling of not wanting to settle down and at times, she does show a bit of lack of confidence.
Overall:Can't forget the white... She's sexy and friendly. Performed above average and will be an entertaining and good buddy to have.
Vote J at this number:
1800-9453-84464 (1800-WILD-THING)
But there's not all... to sum things up, we have a near 10 pointer waitress at 14B wearing tight polo T and shorts.. So we have an all in one. A SYT, a wild thing and a waitress!!
So after the summary, I declared this mission a SUCCESS! Thumbs up for the lord!!
Finally the disclaimer..
Disclaimer
In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:
1. All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.2. Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.
Monday, May 12, 2008
IDOLS 2008
IDOLS 2008
Ladies and Gentleman...
The long wait is finally over... After 2 years of waiting, this is the time of the year again! Let's all say.. "Woohooo". This is the moment you have been waiting for.. NO, it's not the European Cup 2008, NO, it's not the champions league 2008 final. NO 22 men chasing a single ball anymore.. This season, each man will have 2 balls to play with.. come on, let's say again... "Wooohooo" The 2008 BB Idols is finally here... Yes! No more vegetarian meals.. we can forget about junk food forever too le, because this is what we need.. the 2008 BB Idols!
This year promises more excitement and entertainment than 2 years back... To make things special, this year is a co-host event by Ah Do and Liting. After aggressive bidding, the IDOL FA has finally given the thumb up to both Ah Do and Liting to co-host this year's biggest event! So.. forget about your pants, forget about your shirt.. Let us all get ready in our best undies.. Woooyeahhh...
Here's some hot news to spice up everyone and make everyone excited...
- Ah Do Football Association is currently working hard to invite contestants into the competition. The association will has ambassador, Frankie A.K.A The Lord, to do the preliminary filter. Good job, the lord. Amen...
- Here's the headlines to get all of you to nose bleed. Sources from LT Football Association's ambassador, Yusheng, tells us "Triumph"!! Have you heard of the 100plus Triumph bikini set? Of coz!! Hearing is not enuf!! We need to see them with our own eyes! One of the contestant is reported to have bought a Triumph bikini set that costs over 100 bucks. What are we waiting for?? Let's make the money worth!! Woooyeahhh...
So that's all folks..! Stay tune for more times and updates.. this is Shaowei reporting.
Ladies and Gentleman...
The long wait is finally over... After 2 years of waiting, this is the time of the year again! Let's all say.. "Woohooo". This is the moment you have been waiting for.. NO, it's not the European Cup 2008, NO, it's not the champions league 2008 final. NO 22 men chasing a single ball anymore.. This season, each man will have 2 balls to play with.. come on, let's say again... "Wooohooo" The 2008 BB Idols is finally here... Yes! No more vegetarian meals.. we can forget about junk food forever too le, because this is what we need.. the 2008 BB Idols!
This year promises more excitement and entertainment than 2 years back... To make things special, this year is a co-host event by Ah Do and Liting. After aggressive bidding, the IDOL FA has finally given the thumb up to both Ah Do and Liting to co-host this year's biggest event! So.. forget about your pants, forget about your shirt.. Let us all get ready in our best undies.. Woooyeahhh...
Here's some hot news to spice up everyone and make everyone excited...
- Ah Do Football Association is currently working hard to invite contestants into the competition. The association will has ambassador, Frankie A.K.A The Lord, to do the preliminary filter. Good job, the lord. Amen...
- Here's the headlines to get all of you to nose bleed. Sources from LT Football Association's ambassador, Yusheng, tells us "Triumph"!! Have you heard of the 100plus Triumph bikini set? Of coz!! Hearing is not enuf!! We need to see them with our own eyes! One of the contestant is reported to have bought a Triumph bikini set that costs over 100 bucks. What are we waiting for?? Let's make the money worth!! Woooyeahhh...
So that's all folks..! Stay tune for more times and updates.. this is Shaowei reporting.
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