Try Harder Next Time

The soccer today was competitive, the challengers are monkeys (maybe Henry's relative) from Ulu Ulu mountains who only knew how to harass opposition with the dirtiest gamesmanship. They played hard, tried to squeeze our balls whenever we had the ball. They played dirty, trying to stick their cock into our arses whenever we are attacking.
BUT, for all their effort, they lack the leadership of the King Monkey, Henry. They cannot penetrate deep enough to shoot cos maybe their cock are too short (jus speculating). With the stamina of monkeys, they faded after 2 rounds of human soccer. Now the King takes over and with minimal effort, glides past all monkey challengers with such ease, u would have tot we were spreading cheese (a bit cold, i know, wahahaha) and created the 1st goal. The spectators outside tried to restore the monkey confidence by throwing in bananas into the court but the monkeys were juz melting under the not-so-hot sun. The bananas were wasted and they monkeys got no supplement, now they really panicked. Many passes went astray, no King Monkey gave them clear directions. This allowed the outstanding humans to attack them, sliced them up piece by piece. In the end, the monkeys were no match for the humans and lost 6-1 or 5-1 (didnt really keep track).
They human team would welcome the monkey challengers anytime cos all humans need some work out. Maybe they could eat more bananas 1st before challenging us or try to recruit King Henry as their leader. But all in all, try harder next time monkeys!!!! Wahahahaha.