The Thierry Horny Formula

Yo dudes..

I'm back again.. Like wat the great Maurinhno says, please bring your guns..! If you ain't got any bullets, it's still ok. Most important is you gotta bring your guns. You never will know when you will need it for a shoot. When the time comes, your bullets will automatically appear. No problem, dudes, we are the cowboy, just take a deep breathe, take your aim, take your best shot.

The above advice you have just read is based on some equations that the great mathematician has worked out. Not satisfied? There's still more.. but this time, it will be great words from a different mouth, from a different mathematician. Thierry Horny.. Horny spent 5 years in France researchin on how to make a woman pregnant without firing a shot. He came to Singapore this September and has been very kind to share us some of his solutions and publications. According to the French scientist, there's 3 ways..

Ok, first way for making a woman pregnant without firing a shot is to fire a shot with 1/3 of your ammo!! It sounds a bit contradicting but no.. it's not. His explanation... According to the 3 ways he has here, it's "3 ways = woman pregnant". At the other side of the equation, we all know that firing a shot straight into the hole will cause a woman to be pregnant. Thus "3 ways = woman pregnant" and "firing a shot = woman pregnant". Thus we can easily conclude that "3 ways = firing a shot". We further divide the equation by 3 "3 ways/3 = firing a shot/3". Thus "1 way = firing 33.333% of your ammo". Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation. OK.. thus the first way will be firing a shot not with 100% of your ammo, but with 33.333% of your ammo. Note that it should be 33.333%. But.. here's the tricky part.. 33.333% x 3 = 99.999%. SOOOO.. where has the 0.001% of sperm went to? Hmmm.. it has evaporated.

Here's the 2nd way according to Horny. Put your ammo into that woman's glasses of water. Once she drinks it... that's it.. woooohoooo... we have a baby. This will be easier to understand. "Shooting into a hole = pregnant"... "Mouth = hole". Thus "Mouth = pregnant". Wooohooo.. now everyone with a mouth is pregnant. You are pregnant, I am pregnant too. Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.

Finally, we have reach the last way. It is to apply some of your jam to the japanese bread.. Once the woman has her menstruation.. Bingo!! We have a baby!! Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.

Ok.. that's all folks.. above is the 3 formula that Dr. Thierry Horny has worked out to serve the world better. His contibution to mankind, to the earth, to the sun, to the moon will forever be remembered... So let's all give him a big sound of Wooohooo. One, two, three! "Wooooohooooo" I thank you on behalf of Horny, I know he will be touched. ok, everybody let's get back to work.. no more nonsence during office hour.

Once again, who am i? I'm the great mathematician, Maurinhno... Yeah, it's true. Nothing wrong. It's an equation.