Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Journey to The West

Amidst the journey to the west, the reverend monk Tan felt that the 4 of them shld take a break from the boring trip and suggested mahjong at one of the caves in Bukit Panjang since it is raining and all travellers are advised to stay in-caves.

Once ready, all 4 monks sat down, and started to relax. After a wind of mj, the reverend monk felt that as master, he shld start the lead by chanting some scriptures 1st to atone for the offence of gambling among his disciples. But the forgetful reverend mixed up the scriptures and chanted the jin gu zhou instead of jin gang jing!! It was a costly error as it disturbed all his 3 disciples.

After all disciples were disturbed, they started to turn on the heat by making quick games in the subsequent winds. This puts pressure on the reverend who cannot handle stress and started chanting more profusely!! The viscious cycle carried on until the North wind and the originally winning reverend is now under immense pressure.

When the 4 of them finally reached the last game, the reverend could no longer handle the pressure and he juz wanna protect all that he had left and run away. He started clearing the big tiles, he ate one set of tiles and he is now ready to game. When disciple Peh hit out the tile 30 thousand, the reverend shouted on top of his voice, HU!!! The typically sceptical disciple Chua was shocked as he was juz about to self touch 5 TAI, began to carry put inspection on the reverend. Silence followed.....

The silence was followed by the words 'How u HU without TAi?' simultaneously by disciple Quek and Peh. This words runglike thunder in reverend Tan's ears, he took another look at his tiles and realised that he had juz HU a kar long without any valid flowers!!! 'Oh MY BUDDHA!!!' the reverend shouted, but its too late as discipple Chua was already sucking the chips out of the reverend's chip box.

After that, all disciples decided to end the journey and go home makan, leaving with his winnings and the tears of the reverend......

1 comment:

Cwk said...

OH My Buddha!!! The Master Monk Tan's Chant has backfired. Please take this as a lesson and NOT chant anymore. Not only disturbed others and also caused you to commit such a costly Mistake. Haizzz..... KU HAI WU BIAN, HUI TOU SHI AN ah. Master Tan...... BAO ZHONG.