Monday, May 26, 2008

Birthday Celebration For Kangaroo Man

Hi All Super Heroes

Here's a round up of the birthday celebration for our Kangaroo Man, Weiqun!! For those who are present, let's recap the actions that day and for those who miss it, here's what happened!!

1st Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Alex, Fengxia, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy

As planned, we went to The House!! Initially, Alex and gang had secured Ben and Jerry for ice cream but in the end, final location, we moved to The House. Sorry to those who needed an ice cream session, here comes the weird and expensive cocktails and yes of course, the one meter long Weiqun's sausage. Yes, cut and put inside a metal box, the one meter sausage is shared by all and specially relished by its very owner, Weiqun. The cocktails there are really weird in my opinion and there is one called the Manhattan which taste like nothing but a glass of alcohol. The lord save the world by gulping the whole glass down after getting forfeited. Of course, the face and buttock turns red in an instant. Amen.

Overall, the place was a good one for gathering since we got ourselves a glass room and we are free to shout and walk about as much as we want in it. The only minus is that we were too near to the speaker which caused our body to trance with the music throughout the whole 3 hours session. Expenditure sums up to about $250, a bit costly but if you include the room in, then it's pretty resaonable. To make the money worth, our monkey king even vandalized the room by leaving some of his words with paint.. Truely masterpiece.

Here's the action replayed for that day!! Alex and Fengxia were forced to annouced wat they did at nite on the proposal day, Yusheng and Liting were lost in the woods of dempsey but managed to come in time for a piece of the kangaroo's sausage.

The birthday wish from our Kangaroo? He's hoping every year will be the same but opt out to annouce his wish as he thinks it will not come true if it comes out of the mouth of the person who wish it. In the end, we force him to perform a kiss with BJ in front of the whole gang. "LJ LJ LJ LJ" we shouted follow by "BJ BJ BJ BJ". Haha... we totally destroyed The House.

2nd Half: Weiqun, Bijun, Yusheng, Liting, Weijie, Doreen, Henry, Ziying, Shaowei, Kianchew, Pussy, Zinc, Aluminium

2nd Half was the Dynasty Classics!! For all of you who thinks we are going there for Lulu, Cindy and etc, you are wrong. We brought our very own gals and they proved to be better looking than the Dynasty warriors there. The place was separated into 2 halves: one for the sleazy old men, the other for the family ktv. Of coz, we went to the family session, though the guys would love to sneak into the sleazy corner only to be pulled back by the ears with the hands of their gf.

So it was the usual singing session but no, this time the room was as big as your living room and it onli costs us less than $10 bucks! How cheap can it go? Byebye, party world. The speaker was a bit dissappointing though compared to party world. Nevertheless it was a good experience.

Our birthday boy sings us a few of his songs and not forgetting our Mr. Ji Ba Pan.. Ji Ba Pan.. And finally, our pussy opened its hole to sing after the let down at Ngee Ann Alumni. And mamasan Dor intro zinc and aluminium to us. Ocassionally, the guys will sneak into the toilet to catch a glimpse of wat is happening in the sleazy corner.

So long for the review. With this, I shall declare this outing a success!!

No comments: