IDOLS 2008 Preliminary Round 1

IDOLS 2008

Ladies and Gentleman... Boys and Girls... Birds and Wolves...

Here's the long awaited updates on yesterday's preliminary round. Hosted by the Lord, he had brought in 2 angels into the competition. Woo yeah... They are... F and J. If you take the time to combine their name together, they become a FJ. Woo yeah... I can see the nose bleeds all there now. Oh.. its on the head level now and please wipe the sperm that's drooping out of your mouth. Let's start!!

Background
Here's a brief summary of what's going on. We were basically at 14B! Yeah... not 34C or 38D.. it's 14B! Pitstop cafe at Boat Quay. What are you thinking.. you tico! The sperm are coming out from your nose now. Here's the attendance: First up of course it's the host, Frankie the Lord, follow by his 2 angels F and J.. Amen... Here's the super heroes list: Lizard Man, Gu Niang, Pussy Cat Dolls, 40GB and Mr. Peh. Yeah.. For a brief description of 14B.. it's actually a quiet place where you can play games and watch girls zaogeng... something similar to The Traveller...

Contestant 1: F

Summary:
This is what you have been waiting for.. rite..? Hey hey.. your ears.. got sperm liao. Wooyeah.. Now to the angel.. This lady F is categorised under the SYT category. Sweet Young Thing! She's an Erly lookalike. I dunnoe how to spell Erly. First impression fallen on Lizard man and 40GB is "Isn't this Erly?". Nevertheless, in my opinion, she's much sweeter, much younger, much joyful Woohoo she's an Erly Version 2. Great dimples she has too. Yes.. dimples, you kuku, not nipples

Woohoo:
Plus point for F is of course her youth, her sweetness and she's pretty without a doubt. She's quite calm in my opinion too and seems to be confident of herself. A great eye candy!

Booboo:
However a rose always has its thorn. The Gucci bag sitting by her side will sent shivers and sweat down every guys.. the big G! yeah.. it's not G-string, it's big G. Secondly, when we were about to leave, Version 2 decided to take a cab home. Seems to be a big spender and for the heroes out there, do prepare to part with your wallet if you want to vote for her.
Overall:As mentioned, she's an expensive eye candy! But I know you guys out there got a way to workaround it. Overall score is still above average because of good attitude and friendliness.

Vote F at this number:
1800-8377466-2 (1800-VERSION-2)

Contestant 2: J

Summary:
Hey.. your hair is wet... and sticky.. your penis hair is oozing sperm now. Here's angel
number 2.. J. Categorised into the Wild thing. Her style is an exact opposite of F. Nevertheless, skin is still white and smooth with mesmerizing eyes. Great tongue too and there's always a gap between her shirt and pants. And her stomach area is as fair n smooth as her face.. ok.. I shall describe no more. There's sperm on your ceiling now.

Woohoo:
Plus point for J is I think she looks sexy. Most probably because she's walking the wild lu xian. Her communication style is very cordial and boyish too and thus will make a very good chatter. She's the only person who call us the super heores!! Here's the headlines.. when we were coming down the stair from 14B, she accidentally dropped her cardigan behind on the stairs.. Guess who's the lucky man who pick it up?? You are right! It's not a man. It's a pussy! A pussy took the cardigan up and smell at the breasts area.. Yeah.. so the lucky winner get to chat with the wild thing on the way to MRT. Woohoo.. Another plus point is she seems to be a girl who's willing to spend and save wisely.

Booboo:
So far her performance has been quite good. However, she does gave a feeling of not wanting to settle down and at times, she does show a bit of lack of confidence.
Overall:Can't forget the white... She's sexy and friendly. Performed above average and will be an entertaining and good buddy to have.

Vote J at this number:
1800-9453-84464 (1800-WILD-THING)

But there's not all... to sum things up, we have a near 10 pointer waitress at 14B wearing tight polo T and shorts.. So we have an all in one. A SYT, a wild thing and a waitress!!

So after the summary, I declared this mission a SUCCESS! Thumbs up for the lord!!

Finally the disclaimer..

Disclaimer
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