Ubin Adventure

You people out there! Hear this.......

It's adventure time again. This time we'll be going to Pulau Ubin for a never experienced before cycling trip. Haaa.........

Date: 16 dec 2006 (Saturday)
Time: 930am
Venue: Bedok MRT station
Attendance: who are you waiting for? Sign up now lah
Bring all your friends and your scandal there
we'll definitely have lots of fun.

See ya there!

Xmas Gathering!

As promised, we'll have an xmas gathering!

Since Henry will only be back on 21 Dec, I suggest we have it after xmas.

Anyone has any venue to suggest? Anyone's house? xD

The 2e4 Black Book

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the Test to Find Out.

Kukup 2D1N escapade

Attention attention!

It's time to report strength for the first ever END-OF-THE-YEAR escapade! This time we are going to kukup, a 2D1N affair that is going to take place on 16-17 dec (sat and Sunday). We'll depart on saturday morning and arriving back singapore sunday evening. Are you all Game for it?

The cost is only around 50 plus, including meals and accomodation on one of a kind kelong. You know the place where fishes live right below your feet and where you might really catch big fishes with just scoop of a net.

So far i have only left a few seats up for grab. Please hurry up and sign up here as seats are first come first serve.

free bird at last!

Whee!!!! Princess Skycloud has finished her exams at last!! She's feeling so lethargic after chionging 6 consecutive papers! Thank you all Princes & Princesses for all your luck!

It's time to decide what's up for Xmas!

exams!

send me all ur luck!
need them all =X

Counting down..
15 Nov - Principles of Economics
16 Nov 5pm - 7pm => Computer Networks
17 Nov 2.30pm - 4.30pm => Advanced Algorithms
20 Nov 1pm - 3pm => Neural Networks
21 Nov 9am - 11am => Computer Architecture
22 Nov 9am - 11am => Cryptography and Network Security

Edited on 18 Nov 10am
edited on 20 Nov 8.30pm
edited on 21 Nov 10.45pm
yay last paper tmr!!! the most-feared paper! oh read this entry of mine.

I thought I was living in the palace ..

Heh hey!!! I'm back home much much earlier than the guys bcoz I din stay for the chalet lah!

Think the guys are enjoying themselves now! ahahahha

Wanna thank the guys for organising this chalet! And special thanks to them for making us girls feel like princess-es tonight! Yeah man.. the world has changed! It's no longer the girls standing by the pit doing the bbq-ing. *winkz*

All we girls did.. were to arrive promptly, sit at the table, wait for food to be served, get entertained by the guys while drinking some wine, while having the guys taking turns to fan us. whaahhahaha! Shiok eh!

Alright! Some photos I took with my camera!

The wines that we drank..

Being bo-liao, I got Henry to pose for the camera while eating the ice-cream! *lolx*

Till the next update.. wait till Mr Peh gets back! More photos from his camera!

This is Princess Skycloud signing off..

We are crazy people

One day of excitement, heart beating and faster ticking of the time, we finally cool our heads down and said goodbye to all the 38-ing, gossiping of yesterday. Hey dudes... all u dudes out there, it's hard but I must tell this to all of u out there. I have been unofficially banned from writing anythin here on this blog and any extra characters, any extra word I'm writin now, it poses extra threat to me. Imagine.. each word is another dig nearer to my own grave.. I miss u all and I really hope I will have the chance to see u all again next time.. see u all here with myself sittin n writtin n entertainin n eating snakes. I hope that will happen again.. Pray for me.. I love u all!!

Back to the main topic.. ignore wat the mad siao ting tong said above, a siao man says siao words.. that's what they say and it makes sense. A siao man has siao frenz.. ya of coz. No doubths ya. So a siao man's words is actually negliable and we can actually ignore these words. Dun believe? Coz if u believe in a siao man's word, that will make u a siao man too. Siao man = sian man. Hmmm... the algebra's correct, make sense! I can see u noddin ur head with me too le.

Every seconds ticking away... haha.. are we wasting our life?

Disclaimer

Hi everyone,

Its been a while since Mr Peh has spoken and now is the time for me to re-enter the postings.

In view of the political and social sensitivities surrounding us at the moment, i would like to make a disclaimer for The 2e4 Black Book....

In all the postings on the The 2e4 Black Book:

1. All names mentioned are fictatious and that any similarity or resemblence are completely and absolutely coincidental.
2. All ratings and rankings are based on judges who are also fictatious and are in no way representative or indicative of any real life events.
3. All crap shall be treated as crap and no sense shall be derived from any of the postings.
4. Postings are meant to be read, laugh and forget. Taking such postings too seriously could be detrimental to the well being of oneself.
5. Lastly, NHSS2e4 is really not Shaowei.....

Thank you.

Best regards,

Mr Peh

Latest Update

Hi all

It's been a while since anybody wrote down anything in this blog so here's the latest update on what is going on in the 2E4 Circle... Ok, I'll make this a short one so that nobody will say I'm eating snakes at work again. Wo shi zhen de fu chu wo de ai to work, ok...? Ha! Ha! Ha! why u laugh like a crow? ok, enuf rubbish, let's carry on with the new. Btw, snakes taste good..

Riesling
Headline.. though it already happened quite some time back le but I think I still oughtha note it down for those who don't know. Riesling has been bought and carried off the shelf! Yes.. which means.. the dark horse has been disqualified from the BB Idols 2006. She will be out of the revival round as well. So the only contestants left now are... hot favorite Merlot, safety Sauvignon Blanc and the controversial Chardonnay. Pls stay tune for BB Idols 2006.

Stadium Renovation
The stadium for hosting BB Idols is currently under renovation. Thus there's no BB Idols last week and the stadium is expected to be under renovation at least until this Saturday.

Sientz
It is reported that one of our NHSS 2E4 Club member is having a fling with someone called Sientz. However, not everyone is taking the same subject and exam paper. Thus all of us faces different question. Hmmm.. don't understand? Ask Sientz.

That's all le.. I'm quite the busy coz busy eating snakes. No mood to write much too... See ya all next time... Work hard...

The Thierry Horny Formula

Yo dudes..

I'm back again.. Like wat the great Maurinhno says, please bring your guns..! If you ain't got any bullets, it's still ok. Most important is you gotta bring your guns. You never will know when you will need it for a shoot. When the time comes, your bullets will automatically appear. No problem, dudes, we are the cowboy, just take a deep breathe, take your aim, take your best shot.

The above advice you have just read is based on some equations that the great mathematician has worked out. Not satisfied? There's still more.. but this time, it will be great words from a different mouth, from a different mathematician. Thierry Horny.. Horny spent 5 years in France researchin on how to make a woman pregnant without firing a shot. He came to Singapore this September and has been very kind to share us some of his solutions and publications. According to the French scientist, there's 3 ways..

Ok, first way for making a woman pregnant without firing a shot is to fire a shot with 1/3 of your ammo!! It sounds a bit contradicting but no.. it's not. His explanation... According to the 3 ways he has here, it's "3 ways = woman pregnant". At the other side of the equation, we all know that firing a shot straight into the hole will cause a woman to be pregnant. Thus "3 ways = woman pregnant" and "firing a shot = woman pregnant". Thus we can easily conclude that "3 ways = firing a shot". We further divide the equation by 3 "3 ways/3 = firing a shot/3". Thus "1 way = firing 33.333% of your ammo". Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation. OK.. thus the first way will be firing a shot not with 100% of your ammo, but with 33.333% of your ammo. Note that it should be 33.333%. But.. here's the tricky part.. 33.333% x 3 = 99.999%. SOOOO.. where has the 0.001% of sperm went to? Hmmm.. it has evaporated.

Here's the 2nd way according to Horny. Put your ammo into that woman's glasses of water. Once she drinks it... that's it.. woooohoooo... we have a baby. This will be easier to understand. "Shooting into a hole = pregnant"... "Mouth = hole". Thus "Mouth = pregnant". Wooohooo.. now everyone with a mouth is pregnant. You are pregnant, I am pregnant too. Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.

Finally, we have reach the last way. It is to apply some of your jam to the japanese bread.. Once the woman has her menstruation.. Bingo!! We have a baby!! Yeah, it's true.. nothing wrong. It's an equation.

Ok.. that's all folks.. above is the 3 formula that Dr. Thierry Horny has worked out to serve the world better. His contibution to mankind, to the earth, to the sun, to the moon will forever be remembered... So let's all give him a big sound of Wooohooo. One, two, three! "Wooooohooooo" I thank you on behalf of Horny, I know he will be touched. ok, everybody let's get back to work.. no more nonsence during office hour.

Once again, who am i? I'm the great mathematician, Maurinhno... Yeah, it's true. Nothing wrong. It's an equation.

The BB Idols Week 2

Prologue
Hi... buddies, brothers, sisters. Yeah, it's me again! The editor of NHSS2E4!! Once again, please do not ask who I am and what's my name again. Please don't come and whack me, kick my ass or smash me with wine bottles at different 'places'. Coz i have to point out that everything written here was for pure entertainment only and it's supposed to bring in some life and relaxation thru the form of readin.. We do not mean to offend anybody. Everything's suppose to be read in a fun fun way. u know, in the recent days of hectic and stressful work life, we need to unwind by doing stupid things.. SO.. regardless of how you came here, by chance, by luck, by google, by yahoo or even by pure miracle, this is wat i want to say... "Necks are broken... Careers ended in an instant.. SO... No matter who you are, where you're from, PLEASE.. don't try this at home..."

The Votes
Here's to the main event.. the votes of the BB idols.. AND!! everybody, this is the moment you have been waiting for.. yeesshh!! The line's are open!! So pls pick up your phone and dial in to vote for your fav BB. You can also logged on to our website to download their wallpapers.. yeeeshhh again.. in BIKINI!! Ooooh... i can see u all with glittering eyes now, waterfallin of saliva and some of you had even pull out a few pieces of tissue paper to standby to do something weird to the wallpapers. No.. i will not want to hear wat you are goin to do.. and i won't tell coz the truth is... the truth is.. there's no BIKINI edition wallpapers yet (in fact, wallpaper counts = 0) coz of a coconut tree and monkey. Anyway, fei huo shao shuo.. here's the results for this week... BUT.. BUT.. I have to point out that this is a weekly thing and the performance will only be based on the competition week ONLY. IT IS NOT TO BE USED AS A GUAGE FOR THE OVERALL RANKING OF THE WINES IN OUR HEART.

Jinsheng
First: Merlot
Runner-up: Riesling
Third: Sauvignon Blanc
Consolation: Chardonnay

Henry
First: Riesling
Runner-up: Merlot
Third: Sauvignon Blanc
Consolation: Chardonnay

GN Natipong
First: Riesling
Runner-up: Merlot
Third: Sauvignon Blanc
Consolation: Chardonnay

Shaowei
First: Sauvignon Blanc
Runner-up: Riesling
Third: Merlot
Consolation: Chardonnay

Summary
Hmmm, this week really comes with some surprises.. First up, the exit of the number one hot favourites, Chardonnay, shocked the world. And of coz, we can't forget the surprise package of the dark horse, Riesling... Here's a more in depth summary by the judges of each contestant. Pai min bu fen xian hou.. Name is in alphabetical order.

Chardonnay
This babe was supposed to be the number 1 favourite. With her mesmerising eyes and whistling inviting body, everybody is placin their bets on her before the season and even during week 1. She still look sweet and sexy though. Had a bad match and we really hope she will be able to bounce back next week again. Coz all of us noes she got wat it takes to be exciting. And sometimes, ATTITUDE = WILD = EXCITING (Maurinhno Maths copyrighted). Here's my advice, don't write her out yet.

Merlot
Sweet and gentle as usual. Apeears to be a little nervous in the first week, but this week, she shows a little more confidence in herself and it's a good sign. She's growing and improving. Though sometimes might look a bit lost and sotong, but that's wat makes her attractive. And that little bit of nervousness makes her look cute too. She's gonna be somebody who can be easily mix with. Comfortable feel.

Riesling
This is one dark horse. Who could have thought she would be the big winner this week? Quiet, cool and strong sitting in one corner last week as if she was tryin to study all of us before her chest games... oops i mean chess games, this week she has started to be more expressive. Strong, has her own way of thinkin, nobody's goin to change what she thinks is right. Look out for her, things are startin to get interesting.

Sauvignon Blanc
Definitely grown prettier than last week. Puts in effort in dyeing her hair.. A big round of applause for her effort...!! She's still as sweet and gentle but she's not as soft as last week. A little more expressive and daring this week but she could still be a little more adventurous though. However, we can't deny she's improving and she's interesting. I believe she still got more up her sleeves.

Ok, dudes, next week, same time same place, see u all again!! Remember... your every vote counts!!

Three Blind Mice

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice, three blind mice

unfairness! :D

I'm sad lah.. How can the 2E4 class blog consists of ONLY guys contributors?? unfair! :S

News Update Sentosa Edition

News Updates

Let us take a look at the NHSS2E4 news for now. Here's the update...

Potatoes Transformed Into Wines
First up in the news... I believe some people has already heard it but to those who are scratching their heads and having their appetite diao high high, here's what happened. The great magician, Jinsheng Wenger, has turned 4 little potatoes to 4 bottles of wine. Ya, poor little potatoes, they used to have an irregular shape of round but now, they have got themselves a hole... eh.. with a cork in it too. Oopss... i think it's starting to get a little R(A) here now.. Anyway, here's the menu...

C=Chardonnay
M=Merlot
R=Riesling
S=Sauvignon Blanc

GN and Sauvignon Blanc Out Of Sentosa List
The list of participants for the Sentosa trip is out. As it stands, here's the list but there will be updates to the list. The biggest shock will be GN not be able to turn up for the event. The president of the Thai Farmers FC seems to be tied with something more important this saturday morning. There's rumours of a meetup between her and Seintz F.C for a contract negotiation that day. There are rumours on her having a wine tasting session early in the morning with Sauvignon Blanc.

Participants:
Jinsheng Wenger, Thierry Horny, GWJ, Shaowei
Chardonnay, Merlot, Riesling, Meifang Tiger Beer

Sauvignon Blanc Films Korean New Drama
Actress, Sauvignon, has started filming on the new korean drama "My name is Sauvignon Blanc" which talk about a wine bottle being thrown into the dustbin. The bottle finally gets to return and smashed itself into the head of the culprit to get revenge. Sauvignon Blanc will be holding her signature session at Bugis Junction this Saturday at 5pm.

Thank you for reading the news...

Main Sponsor: NHSS2E4 Editor
Sponsored by: NHSS, 2E4 1995 Association, Jinsheng Wenger, Thierry Horny, Joseph Maurinhno, Alex Ferguson Quek Quek Quek, Arrigo Weiquh, Gu Natipong, Tiger Beer, The Sotong Asscociation Of Singapore, Frankie It's My Life, KC Kah Chen the 2nd.

The Potatoes

Hi all...

I'm here again. My name's NHSS2E4.. Yeah, once again, I'm not Shaowei. Hooooooo....

Ok. Today's article is something special. It's the headlines in the 2E4 Times newspaper now. The streets are talking about it, everybody is talking about it. Forget about Ah Bian, forget about Thaksin, forget about Jose Mourinho, it's the BBs!

Ok, first of all, I must say we mustn't forget about Chor Sheng. He's in the headlines too and he had currently gone to a faraway place to continue training with him shuan jie kun. Till the day he returns, the 2E4 streets will be standing by their door way and looking at the road which he had left hoping for his shadow to return from the same road.. Ok, enuff for feeling emotional now, let's carry on to the BBs.

They are the bloody bitch gang. As they entered into our lifes, an new era and saga has begun for us. Gone were the Dragonball F.C, Jurong Bird Park F.C, Brazilian F.C even the good old 2E3 F.C, our forever rivals. Who could have guessed that 2E3 F.C would be forgotten by us one day? It used to seem impossible but now the BBs has made us do that.

Players Profile
Here's a brief profile of 4 of the BBs player and assessment are ONLY based purely by the great mathematician Maurinhno. Please feel free to leave any comments about the gals or even best, write a new post. Anyway... here goes.

Sylvia
Likely Position: Goalkeeper
Likelihood to be signed by Jinsheng F.C: 60%
Nickname: Korean Potato
Maurinhno's assessment:
This gal looks abit like your Korean star, Kim Sam Soon. This gal has a "heck-care" attitude, at least that's what I felt. Though she has got pretty cool and heck-care face, in the mean time, she got a bit the face of a sotong. She could be a very shy person but she hides it well by just keeping quiet and looking "heck-care". But she ends up looking like a sotong. She's tall.

Melinda
Likely Position: Center Back
Likelihood to be signed by Jinsheng F.C: 80%
Nickname: -
Maurinhno's assessment:
I do think this gal lacks a bit of self confidence. She appears to be nervous, but that can be because she is shivering from excitement. Haha.. wat a way to describe. But I believe she can be even more beautiful if she filled herself up with more confidence. She got her own kind of character and attractiveness afterall. Uni friend of JS and there's rumours of scandals betweent the 2 signing up a contract for the new season.

Charlotte
Likely Position: Striker
Likelihood to be signed by Jinsheng F.C: 85%
Nickname: The Merry Go Round
Maurinhno's assessment:
This is one hot babe. Yuan yuan da da li... eyes.. What were all of you thinking of? She's quite short and that makes her real cute. With a tight short, I mean very short, jean-material shorts she wore that nite, even Nick could have dropped a saliva for her. She's known for her "twisting" and "spinning" in the air and if you don't get the meaning of it, don't ask if you are still under 21. Nope, under 23.

Rolene
Likely Position: Center Back
Likelihood to be signed by Jinsheng F.C: 80%
Nickname: Ice Potato
Maurinhno's assessment:
This gal is really ICE. She got a "Who needs man?" message on her face and I believe she will made a successful career woman. At least that's what the great Maurinhno felt. She's got a mysterious feel so far and she could be a great signing. Has been linked with the Thai Farmers F.C lately, hinting she will made a move there by identifying the club with the BEST IMPRESSION award.

There's all folks. More players and characters and bitches could be introduced this Saturday and please stay tune for more of those reports.. Do leave comments about the gals.. Post is good too.. So long.. See ya at the battle field this sat. Let's achieved a Recon 1.

The Editor
NHSS 2E4 Maurinho

Adidog

Woooooooooohooooooooooooo......

Guess who? It IS me again, I'm none other than the person who created this book. My name's NHSS2E4. Yeah, everybody's asking and nobody ever knows who I am. It's almost like a thousand year mystery. No, I'm not Shaowei. Nobody really can guess it but my name's just NHSS2E4, nickname... the editor!

Ok. Today, we're goin to put in the T-Shirts slogan that the gang receive from Henry a.k.a Gu Niang The Second (deprived after some tough algebra by 2 of the widest mathematician in the world today).

Wenqi - Adidog
Weijie - Is Your Vagina Happy
Shaowei - Lock On Man Poke Man Pic
Chor Sheng - Fuck Me. I'm Famous
Kian Chew - DOG Bless You
Jinsheng - Rabbit Fucking Duck Pic
Alex - ?????????
Weiquh - My Mom Says I Can Be Anything When I Grow Up, So I Become An Asshole

SOme the old man can't remember ar.. Pls leave your slogan down ba... Then i will go input it in....! Cheers... Rabbits has 2 ears, carrots disappear... Hooooooo

Happening 02/09/06

Whole lot listen up,

This coming sat, 02/09/06, got one very impt session that we must meet up.
Its the celebration for the Sept babies (plus some 1st pays)!!
So do make urselves available for evening time on the coming sat for another crazy (maybe sweaty, or heaty or watever) outing brought to u by urs truly, along with AX and SW!!
Will confirm the itinery using sms by thurs.
Do post some suggestions or objections if u have any.

List of things to bring to sentosa

This is the list of things to bring to sentosa. Yay cya guys!

Sentosa
		Chor Seng	Jinsheng	Weiqun	Wenqi	Benny	Kianchew	Weijie	Henry
	Frisbee								Yes
	Radio							Yes
	Water Cooler Bin			Yes
	Drinks		Yes
	Wet tissue				Yes
	Soccer ball					Yes
	Sandwiches(tuna) for 4						Yes
	Sandwiches(cheese/ham) for 4	Yes
	Potato chips					Yes
	Suntan lotion				Yes
	Volley ball				Yes
	Ice			Yes

St John island

Heh GUYs! Let's decide now when do you all want the chalet to be? Please put in some dates for consideration as i think the booking needs to be done 3 month in advance (now then you know how hot is the chalet at st john island). This is also to let those who are working to prepare their leave application too.

So come on put in your dates!
http://www.sentosa.com.sg/explore_sentosa/nature/island_stjohn.html

St John Island adventure

HEH, did you all forget about our St john island adventure. how about booking a chalet at the st john island as I was suggesting the last time. Please indicate your preference asap so that we can start to prepare for our upcoming overseas adventure. Alternatively, i suggest we can also go to batam and enjoy a 2 days 1 night R&R at Batam at only $70 and at $100++ with SPA treatment. Haa............

So how DUDE??

Miao Yi Vegetarian Restaurant On 5th May 2006

The biggest event yet, a triple co-host by Weiquh, Weijie and Jinsheng! Destination... Miao Yi Vegetarian Restaurant at Coronation Plaza! Yes, no meat, no pork before the election day. No meat, no pork, only Chor Sheng.

This is going to be yet another long report, so tighten your seat belts and shout... "PAP"!



The bosses of the day! The tripplet, Weiquh, Weijie and Jinsheng!

Cast

Alex and Shaowei... "Workers Party!"


Chor Sheng... The HK porno star


WC... "I am late but I can open my eyes now."


Henry Tan and Ziying...
"Where's Ziying? Too bad but we don't have a good pic of hers."

Delicacies

Rojak


Yes, Vegetable


Tofu, Tofu, we like to eat


Chicken Chop


Pirated Duck


Chilli Ticam Mushroom Nuts


One more, Fried Menu... ok, not edible

Round 1

Weijie is kanna forced to sign contract


"I'm evil~ hahahaha"


25 years of brewed tea inside...


Weijie:"Stupid eunuch!"
Weiquh:"Eehahaha!"


D-Cup Waitress: "Enjoy your meal."

Prize Giving

Jinsheng got his travel package present!
A boxer shorts, a toothbrush and a towel... but no chopsticks.


GWJ got his office package present!
A pen, a notebook and a talking and walking radio.


Weiquh got his "cha ba lan" present!
Facial, ice pack, "emergency" pack and some "cha ba lan".


"Woo~"
"I love emergency pack!"

End of Dinner

"Singapore Food Homerun~~~ ZAN! Success!"


"Serious leh"


Together
Ziying:"Hey... where am I?"


"Chey. They finally left..."


Brods. The long lost twins and their mom.

Round 2

"Yeah... Round 2, ready go!"


"Yeah... we still Workers Party!"


"Lalala... So tell me~~ what's a dildo~?"


"Papa~ Mama~"


"Success!"

The Editor
NHSS 2E4

Outing on the 5th may

Can everyone make it on the 5th May (friday)?
Cos 6th May is polling day, dun think it's a good day to go out rite? Meet 6pm at Coronation plaza Along Bukit Timah Road. Any objections?

Quick News

Shaowei and Weijie will be co-hosting the next event and we will need your suggestions. Anybody has any idea, any suggestions, feel free to leave your comments.

Any lost 2E4ians that needs approval to join the blog, feel free to send me their emails. I remembered somebody(can't recall who) ask me to add Tay Tay to the blog but I lost the email and couldn't add him now. So if you need me to add anybody, do send me their email.

BTW, the cage review... everybody's waiting for it but nobody's picking the job up yet. Anyway, it should be coming soon and with the woman's league... Debbie, Zidane, Weiquh's cousin, No.2... drool... wooo

The Editor
NHSS2E4 Editor

ELLENBOROUGH Market Cafe on 4th March 2006

I know this is going to be a bit late but nevertheless, I think nobody is going to blame me as all of us are busy with our own things. Exams, work...

Anyway, here's the brief report on that day's outing when "Wenqi A.K.A The Gu Nia" and "KC the Banana" celebrated their 25th Birthday. Yes, we are 25 years old now!

Hang on, dudes... this is going to be a long one so sit back and enjoy!!!



The gathering - the whole crew needs at least half an hour to meetup after designated time. Ok, in case you don't know, that's usual.



8 different hands on an empty bowl. THAT symbolized we are hungry! Now, we are waiting outside the restaurant as we have reached too early and the staff there wouldn't let us in.



No bowl, no hands this time. THIS symbolized an idiot! This shows how bored we are and how much we want to get in first-time to start the feast.



One more photo while we are waiting. Eh.. everyone look kinda cool and that makes the whole photo real cool ... bcause you will notice someone was missing in it.



Ellenborough Market Cafe, here we come!



Introducing the photographer today, the one with a magic touch. He never fails to capture any precious moments with his camera



Yum. Yum. Hungry? Don't butt us, let us eat.



Wow... sashimi...



Pandan chicken... and many more. For those who couldn't make it to the dinner, you now know what you have missed out. And oh yes, don't forget the DURIAN PASTE.



Ok, it's that time of the day again. Prize giving! Banana man just got a new polo t-shirt and a cap.



"Why does Kianchew get 2 presents while I only get one?" - Wenqi
"Ok. Ok. Here's one more for you... to the nipples." - Weiquh




Tribute to the birthday pair! Banzai to the dinner!



Ok, in case you were curious about how the cap looks like. Hey, who's the person in between?



Let's dance~! "Ha Ha Ha" - Henry, "Hee Hee Hee" - Jinsheng



Cheers! Let's poke your nose!



More cheers and laughters! It's so fun that day that Henry swears by the heart that he will burst out laughing.



Yes! BURST out laughing...



Round 2: The wine company. This place is going to be one of the places that we will be frequening very often in the near future.



Spot the difference.


That's going to be all, folks... Overall, it's a great dinner and great wine tasting session. Let's all give Kianchew and Wenqi a round of applause... Banzai! Banzai!

The Credits


Starring: Kian Chew The Banana Man



Starring: Wenqi A.K.A The Gu Nian A.K.A Missy Tan



Supporting Cast: Alex Quek



Supporting Cast: GWJ



Supporting Cast: Mr. Peh



Supporting Cast: Lau Gao



Supporting Cast: Shaowei



Supporting Cast and photographer: Weiquh


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The Editor
NHSS 2E4

State Your Views: MLM

Welcome all, thanks for following up with the Black Book Online though the site is showing signs of becoming dormant soon... BUT.. it's ALIVE again! It's coming back and now with a new section too. Beginning from this week, this new column is going to appear at the right side (yes, the links located at the side) and it's called "State Your Views". "State Your Views" is a debating corner where all members can write in their comments to state how they feel and what they see in the latest topic being debated. So... let's start the program and this week (yes, the first week), Professor Dr. Alex Q. has written in to us with the following topic...

The Topic:
"Personally, I feel that MLM can be a good form of business start up but it must be with the right mentality but not being too obsessed with the system of recruiting downline to earn commission from their sales. It more on the sales on the product or service the company provides. Maybe u can go on to write why u feel this way"

Happy debating if you got anything to point out... cheers

The Editor
NHSS 2E4

Futsal @ The Cage

Photos taken during the Soccer tournament which we just took part. Indeed it was a flop. haizzz....... What was missing?

Please wait for further report from Shaowei on his observations and Henry Tan's comments.

GN and B man Bday party

The photos are uploaded. Enjoy.

The video are up for grab too. Valid for 7 Days only.
http://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3DNCNMRJL3UII03EG9A97VLJJV

Mr Peh's Dating Strengths n Weaknesses

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Flirtiness - 87.5% 2. Sense of Humor - 85.7% 3. Open-Mindedness - 81.8% 4. Financial Situation - 76.9% 5. Adventurousness - 75%	1. Appearance - 55.6% 2. Negative Reputation - 55.6% 3. Arrogance - 50% 4. Lack of Essentials - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities. Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available girls. Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid girls who are only interested in your money. Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Appearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a girl's attention. Negative Reputation - Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways. Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off. Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!
Take This Dating Quiz

KTV performance

KTV performance by Henry the monkey,

http://www.sendspace.com/file/2z4jhr

and Zusheng, the GE SHEN

http://www.sendspace.com/file/6p11p6

download while it lasts!!!

Beni's dating Strengths and Weaknesses

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Flirtiness - 87.5% 2. Appearance - 75% 3. Friendliness - 75% 4. Sense of Humor - 71.4% 5. Confidence - 66.7%	1. Vanity - 75% 2. Lack of Essentials - 58.3% 3. Pessimism - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained
Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities. Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating. You get high marks on appearance. Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities. Friendliness - Your friendliness makes you approachable and fun to be around. A wide circle of friends also works to your advantage on the dating scene. Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks. Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesireable. The only people you will attract are the superficial. Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials! Pessimism - Too much cynicism can be a turn-off. Try to see the brighter side of things and people will be attracted to your positive outlook.
What Are Your Dating Strengths and Weaknesses?

Calavera's Dating Strengths and Weaknesses

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Intelligence - 71.4% 2. Financial Situation - 69.2% 3. Sense of Humor - 57.1% 4. Spirituality - 53.8% 5. Adventurousness - 50%	1. Limited Interests - 66.7% 2. Temper - 62.5% 3. Shyness - 58.3%

Dating Strengths Explained
Intelligence - Your sharp intellect is a valuable asset. Use your intelligence wisely; avoid condescension. Quiet, confident intelligence is very attractive. Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid girls who are only interested in your money. Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Spirituality - Your spiritual side brings you peace and balance, and keeps you grounded. This is attractive, as you can help reinforce this quality in other people. Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Limited Interests - Being interested or involved in more things makes you a more well-rounded and interesting person. Try to branch out into new things. Temper - You need to work on controlling your temper. Don't let your anger get the best of you. A calm and rational persona is important when dating. Shyness - You know all too well the limits shyness places on you. Putting yourself out there in social situations may be difficult, but essential to your dating success.
Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz by Dating Diversions

Calavera's Johari Window

Please input your frank assessment here:
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Calavera

Inferno Test

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's" Inferno Test

The Dante's Inferno Test

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent Me to Purgatory!

Everyone come and try and see where we would end up. Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory> (Repenting Believers)	High
1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's" Inferno Test

Next Outing!!!

There will be a pre-CNY outing at the Wine Family or Wine Company this Friday! So try to keep yourself free this Friday... everyone ok?

Teachings of Reverend Tan

Looking back at the years, I realise that I haven't in anyway, achieve true happiness. I was sad, lost and I do not know how my life should go on. Sitting beside the Teban reservoir, I sat and pondered over my purpose in life.

It was this moment the Great Reverend Tan, who was on his way to the WEST, saw me and decided to enlighten me in my quest for true happiness. Reverend Tan sat beside me, and begin to talk to me. I spent a few hours listening to the great Reverend Tan. Although he occasionally make funny noises and he is really long winded, I can sense that he has great wisdoms. As he speaks, I begin to understand what Happiness, to the Buddhists are....

In buddhism, to understand wat is happiness, we must first understand wat is sufferings. Buddhism catergorised sufferings into 8 main types.

1. Human. As long as you're human, you will have feelings. Feelings of hatred, jealousy or sexual desires etc. When u have feelings, you will suffer. (if you hate someone, u urself don't feel good right? That's suffering)

2. Birth. when giving birth, you are giving a new life and that is human. So when u give birth to a baby, u're imbuing feelings into him as well...that's suffering

3. Old aged. When u get old, u suffer...no explanation required

4. Sickness. No need to explain too

5. Death. Idiot-proof

6. Separation. Separation from your love ones makes u suffere

7. Unwanted happenings. Things u do not want to happen, happened will make u suffer. for eg, you do not want to argue with ppl over how u manage ur stuffs, yet you did. Ahhhh...sufferings

8. Unfufilled desires. Can't get wat u desire, sufferings too. For eg. u want her love...but u don't get it...u suffered and start writing in ur diary how u suffered.

So once u understand wat is suffering, u will understand wat is happiness. And buddhism believes it's the end of these sufferings. Meaning to say, Once u destroy all ur sufferings, you'll get true happiness. So how to destroy ur sufferings? We must look at the cause of sufferings first. The causes are mainly 2 kinds....Our body and our heart. Without a body, we won't die, we won't get sick, we won't give birth etc. And without our heart, we won't have desires or feelings that will cause us to suffer. So, in order to gain happiness, we must destroy our body and heart!!!! Yeah it sounds stupid but the destroy is actually not wat we meant literally. Reverend Tan offer 3 ways to destroy your body and heart...

1) Looking at the sky. Find a place, where u can look at the sky without any obstructions. then spent abt 15 mins looking at the clear sky. Ignore watever birds aeroplanes or clouds that fly past. if ur eyes are tired, u can close it but ur mind still 'looks' at the sky. While u are looking at it, U must think that the sky is so big. The sky is infinite...wat are u compare to the sky. If the sky is 1, you must be 0.00000000000000~001. and where u round off, you are zero. So u doesn't really exist in this world cos u are so small and puny. When u think this way or u are enlightened, you will realise that ur body and ur heart are actually the nature...and nature is ur body and ur heart. In this way, you lost your body and your heart.

2) Sitting. Spent 15 mins to sit down in a quiet environment. While sitting, your mind must be thinking. Think of wat? think of ur body. First, think of skin. Your skin is matter...and according to Albert Einistern, Energy = Mass X square of speed of light. So in other words, your skin which possess mass, is energy. Then, think of wat is beneath ur skin...ur flesh is made of matter too...meaning to say, they are energy as well. Then ur bones...heart..liver...u'll realise that your whole body is made of energy. Then think outside....The floor that you're sitting on is also matter...also energy...then use the power of ur mind and think of everything that u know of...they are all matter...and they are all energy...So when u're enlightened, you will realise that everything is energy which is nature. Nature is u...and u are nature. So ur body and ur heart doesn't really exist...it's all part of nature....

3) The art of giving In buddhism, it divide 'giving' into 3 kinds

a) Material needs. Giving money, shelter, food and other material needs.

b) Knowledge. Passing down knowledge or showing a person the correct path is the gift of knowledge.

c) Security. To take away ppl's fear. For eg. a dying patient is afraid..cos he's dying. A nurse comfort him, that's the gift of security.

The perfection of the art of giving requires u to fufilled 4 requirements

a) Giving without any attached conditions

b) Giving not bcos of selfish reasons.

c) Giving without asking for any returns

d) Do not discriminate when u give.

Once u perfect the art of giving, it shows that u don't care for urself. u care for everyone bcos everyone is equal, everyone is nature, and nature is everyone...ahh, you're enlightened and u'll find that ur body and heart are not urs...and therefore it's the end of ur sufferings and u get ur happiness. That's abt all. When it's quite hard to understand perhaps but this is based on the buddhism theory of emptiness. " KONG JI SI SE...SE JI SI KONG". Yeah that KONG is the emptiness i am talking abt. Hope everyone can be enlightened by the Great WC Reverend Tan....

Regards

For "More" Laughs

Yes... Mr Peh's latest entry "Journey To The West" has made it to the "For A Laugh" Hall Of Fame. Keep those laughters coming in...

Journey to The West

Amidst the journey to the west, the reverend monk Tan felt that the 4 of them shld take a break from the boring trip and suggested mahjong at one of the caves in Bukit Panjang since it is raining and all travellers are advised to stay in-caves.

Once ready, all 4 monks sat down, and started to relax. After a wind of mj, the reverend monk felt that as master, he shld start the lead by chanting some scriptures 1st to atone for the offence of gambling among his disciples. But the forgetful reverend mixed up the scriptures and chanted the jin gu zhou instead of jin gang jing!! It was a costly error as it disturbed all his 3 disciples.

After all disciples were disturbed, they started to turn on the heat by making quick games in the subsequent winds. This puts pressure on the reverend who cannot handle stress and started chanting more profusely!! The viscious cycle carried on until the North wind and the originally winning reverend is now under immense pressure.

When the 4 of them finally reached the last game, the reverend could no longer handle the pressure and he juz wanna protect all that he had left and run away. He started clearing the big tiles, he ate one set of tiles and he is now ready to game. When disciple Peh hit out the tile 30 thousand, the reverend shouted on top of his voice, HU!!! The typically sceptical disciple Chua was shocked as he was juz about to self touch 5 TAI, began to carry put inspection on the reverend. Silence followed.....

The silence was followed by the words 'How u HU without TAi?' simultaneously by disciple Quek and Peh. This words runglike thunder in reverend Tan's ears, he took another look at his tiles and realised that he had juz HU a kar long without any valid flowers!!! 'Oh MY BUDDHA!!!' the reverend shouted, but its too late as discipple Chua was already sucking the chips out of the reverend's chip box.

After that, all disciples decided to end the journey and go home makan, leaving with his winnings and the tears of the reverend......

Distressing Soccer

The rain yesterdae was distressing; the soccer even worse. The rain started and stopped, acting upon by heaven's decree and the fundamental rules of Murphy's law. Whenever the rain came, and we sought for shelter, the rain as if playing a dirty beggar's trick on us, stopped almost before we could say "debbie"! And it almost started raining when we started soccer.

The soccer displayed were even a greater joke. Just as when we expected to dish out a pipin hot dish , all we managed was a unconvincin and tasteless cold platter. By some mere conicidental luck, the King Monkey, JS, shaowei and unmasked hero were servin the same club. And all they could do were some not so humorous circus acts. Shaowei were pumpin all those hopeful long balls again and yes they promise not to deliver again. Unmasked hero were actin as a clown, turning and turnin wifout realisin he hadnt got the ball. King Monkey was turnin around too, but onli searching for his banannas while keepin hold of the ball. JS summed up the dae wif a series of conversions that any rugby player would have been proud of..

Sunday Lunch with Peng Tiong

Our Jospeh 'Andy' Low has secured a lunch appointment on Sunday with a long time friend, Peng Tiong tiong tiong tiong tiongggggggGGGGGGG. All 2e4 kakis are invited to this lunch. Hope everyone can attend.

Regards

Belated Happy New Year

Hey guys, the unmasked superhero is back from his trip. A happy new year to all and great returns dis festive season!! 2006 promises to be a good year as the unmasked superhero saves the world again. Cheers to world peace!!!

Our Pet Xiao Zhu

The NYE Video's out

These are the video which we took during the last few moments of 2005. Wish everyone a very happy new year!. The best is yet to come in 2006. Everyone Jia You!

http://s12.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=33NK7F2G7Z5V729CFM73POO86Z
this link will only last for 7 days. Please download it asap.

And these are other photos from my hall which anyone might be interested.
haa.......
http://members17.clubphoto.com/calavera699481/3707704/owner-927c.phtml &
http://members17.clubphoto.com/calavera699481/3976295/owner-927c.phtml

Enjoy!